» Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:57 pm
I don't care if he's an invincible follower. He could be invincible, bark fire and shoot bees out of his mouth, and the bees are on fire, and when the bees hit you they get stuck in your flesh and put you on fire - I still want to grab him in a crysis-like throat hold and carry him to his quest location and finish the quest.
He pushes you around, gets in your way, it's hard to jump over him, he doesn't just follow you but keeps walking into you, throws you off ledges, makes a complete MESS of your home decoration, is absolutely awful at sneaking (his idea of sneaking is "okay, lemme just attack all of these guys, because I'm awesome, and then you wont be detected, so I'm actually helping you sneak. really. I am.").
The barking is fine though.
It's the worst follower ever, but I just can't bring myself to complete the quest and lose the ol' bugger.