» Sun Jun 03, 2012 6:50 am
Barbus - worst NPC ever?
That stupid dog. Bounding about, barking, nudging me when I'm on the edge of a cliff or jostling me when I'm trying to get in a sneak attack. He's like those extremely annoying dogs whose owners croon, "oh, he can't wag his tail, so he has to bite you." I recalled what my granddad would say to his dog if he got out of line, "Watch it, Skookum, or I'll sock you on the nose!" So I tried punching Barbas with the bow when he got rambunctious, to little effect.
Finally, when we were creeping up on some ruins, both of us had had enough, and he attacked me. Even with me chopping and Aela slinging arrows, he wasn't going to be put down. The console command "disable" worked beautifully, even though we lost a lot of valuable arrows. One of these days I'll see about finishing the quest. Frankly I don't care how it turns out. That mutt and his master remind me of those two creeps in "Diamonds are Forever", remember them? Yeah, made for each other.