So my girlfriend is married to Scouts-Many-Marshes on her character and apparently she can't get enough of his voice. The other night when we were copulating she requested that I attempt to emulate his voice. I refused and she got grumpy. Eventually she revealed that she has a thing for lizard men and that when I go to sleep every night she hops on her character and talks to Scouts-Many-Marshes over and over again until she is sated.

What should I do about this?

Pics or it didn't happen.

This troll has some subtlety. With practice you could be a pro.

What is this, I dont even....

Well if you love her you can try..
Can't wait to see some of the other replies, I have a feeling that this is going to be a funny one.

I wish I were simply trolling, but this is turning into a problem. What if I'm not good enough for her anymore? She loves the voice more than anything...but what if it snowballs into something bigger? Will I have to resort to gluing scales and spikes onto my skin and painting it green in order to get her off? Will I have to alter my eyes and elongate my eyelids so that they resemble a lizard's? I've known about her kinky side, or I THOUGHT I did. Never figured she'd be into this.

Tell her you'll do it as long as she dresses up as the lusty argonian maid and you can have kinky lizard six

Have you tried doing a barrel roll?

Good luck with the lizard tongue thing.

Man that's creepy, and you want to stay with this weirdo? :frog:

Yes, yes they are

You try to hard OP.

Well people erotically asphyxiate themselves in batman costumes so ninja turtles getup?

Find a relationship counselor somewhere other than this forum. <_<