I want to dress up like a pretty princess.
Then, I want to wear a tu-tu. Not some A-sixual "ballet tights" either. I want a Tu-Tu so I can have some psycho wastelander, tripping out of his mind on Jet, hero, who saves the day, wearing a bright frilly Tu-Tu.
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and a bowler hat, while smoking a pipe. Why can't we smoke in game?