Arrow in the knee: : V - Skyrim

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:49 pm

I used to be a shrubbery... but then a skeever made a nest in me.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:05 am

I used to be an excellent driver, but then I took ... 13,454 arrows to the knee. Definitely to the knee.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:27 am

I used to walk without a limp, then I took an arrow to the knee...

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:38 pm

I used to play Skyrim but then I took a patch 1.2 in the game.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:58 pm

I used to have arrows sticking out of my knee's, permanently, but then i took a mod to my ini.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:25 am

I used to try mercenary work, and then I got to the Cloud District often.

Amidoinitrite?

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:25 pm

I used to be a whiterun guard, then i took a dragon in the knee

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:48 pm

I used to fight mudcrabs more fearsome than you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:36 am

I used to have no arrows in my knee, then I took an arrow in the knee...

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:43 pm

I tried to shoot myself in the knee, then I took an arrow in the knee...

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:29 pm

I used to have no arrows in my knee, then I took an arrow in the knee...

I used to have an arrow in my knee, but then i took an arrow in the arrow in my knee

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:36 pm

I used to understand jokes on the internet, then I took an arrow in the knee...

Can someone explain what this is about? Idunngedit

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:22 pm

I used to have an arrow in my knee, but then i took an arrow in the arrow in my knee

I used to have an arrow in my arrow in my knee, then I took an arrow in my arrow in my arrow in my knee.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:59 pm

You archery do "yes", you archery do "no". You archery do "guess so", you take arrow to knee.

"Shoot an arrow into the knee. You got a problem with that?" "NO SENSEI!!"

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:43 pm

I used to fight mudcrabs more fearsome than you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

Bravo!

"My time is precious so make it quick!"
^^
*takes arrow in knee*

I used to try mercenary work, and then I got to the Cloud District often.

Amidoinitrite?

Close enough for jazz! XD

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:10 pm

I used to fight Mehrunes Dagon in the arena, then I took a Glarthir to the sweetroll.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:14 pm

I used to understand jokes on the internet, then I took an arrow in the knee...

Can someone explain what this is about? Idunngedit

Skyrim's NPC dialogue on its own is funny enough, but when it is said as often as it is in game, from as many different NPCs as it is in game... Some of the logical conclusions they point to become quite humorous.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:53 pm

I used to be an adventurer like you, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw&ob=av3e.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:49 pm

I was doing my term paper, then I took an arrow to the knee.

Wonder if my professor will believe me?

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:25 am

I used to be a skooma dealer, then I took an arrow in the knee...

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:14 pm

! used to have a knee, but then i took a Sweet Roll in the arrow.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:06 am

Let me guess... someone stole your arrow in the knee?

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:08 pm

I used to play Call of Duty, then I took a bullet in the knee...

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:21 am

I used to mastvrbate, then I took an Arrow to the knee.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:19 pm

I used to have an arrow, but then i took a knee to the sweetroll.