Arrow in the knee: : V - Skyrim

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:44 pm

"You tried mercenary work? Might get you an arrow in the knee."

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:25 pm

I use to be a knee,but then i took an arrow to my adventurer

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:09 pm

I used to cast a healing spells thinking I was a priest, then I took an arrow in the knee.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:15 pm

btw, does any1 know what the level-kneecap is?

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:36 am

"You tried mercenary work? Might get you an arrow in the knee."

"Do you get a Cloud District in the knee often? What am I saying? Of course you don't."

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:00 am

I was gonna make a comment about the arrow in my knee, but there's already so many...
So I took the arrow out of my knee.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:22 am

I used to want to master the arcane arts, then I took an arrow in the knee.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:02 am

i used to shoot guards in the knee then i took an arrow to the knee.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:55 am

Someone stole my Sweetroll while wearing dragonbone, By the gods, I shouted him apart and he used two handed weapons, I can respect that he perfers a bow, I'm a sneak thief myself, Then I took an arrow in the knee.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:40 pm

I used to shoot people in the knee with arrows, then I took an arrow in the knee.

Made me lol.
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» Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:33 am

btw, does any1 know what the level-kneecap is?

50 arrows.

I used to be an arrow but I took a knee in the tip.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:32 pm

i am a ghost.. the arrow went through my knee

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:42 pm

I use to be a adventurer like you guys, Then I took a knee to my arrow

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:52 am

I used to climb High Hrothgar but I fell off and took 7000 steps in the knee.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:54 pm

"I used to be the governator of California, then I took an arrow to the knee."

"I used to HALT!, then I was watching you... scum, then I stopped criminal scum right there!, then I took an arrow to the knee."

"I took an arrow to the knee, then I got better."

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:47 pm

OMG!

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:13 pm

I have no knees.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:52 pm

I got to thinking... maybe I'M the one who shoots adventurers in the knee, I just don't know it yet.

LOL.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:03 am

I shoot adventurers in the knee...

Shor's blood! NOOOO!

Not you again!!

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:58 pm

i used to be a dog then i took an arrow to the knee i got better not a better dog im a...terrible dog now.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:33 pm

Spoiler

So, since it seems that every guard in Skyrim has been handicapped at one point or another by an arrow to the knee, I propose either a mod or future patch inclusive or DLC or whatever.

There needs to be two things.

1, a wandering high level enemy named 'The Kneecapper' who wields a unique bow.

2, a unique bow carried by this guy also named 'The Kneecapper' that slows the opponent on hit. Also it should transform them instantly into a Whiterun guard and send them sprinting there, yelling "I USED TO BE AN ADVENTURER UNTIL I TOOK AN ARROW IN THE KNEE"

I shoot adventurers in the knee...

Shor's blood! NOOOO!

Not you again!!

:rofl:
Epic.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:18 pm

I used to turn my followers into sweetrolls with the Wabbajack, then I took an arrow to the knee.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:26 pm

I saw a mudcrab the other day, then I took an arrow to the knee.

I used to knee arrows in the head before I took an arrow to the knee.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:29 am

I used to think maybe i'm dragonborn, but then i took an arrow in the knee

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:09 pm

I used to think maybe i'm dragonborn, but then i took an arrow in the knee

caution thinking you are the dragonborn will cause you to take an arrow to the knee... look out skyrim they're watching.