Arrow in the knee:

Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:58 pm

Yo dawg, i herd you like arrows, so we put an arrow in your knee, so you can lollygag while you guard.

Dude you just made me laugh out loud like a child!!!
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Ludivine Poussineau
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:55 pm

I used to be the emperor, until I took a arrow in the knee.
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Oceavision
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:37 am

I used to use my knee for target practice, but then I took an arrow in the knee.
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Kortknee Bell
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:46 pm

I used to get nervous when a man would approach with his weapon drawn... then i took an arrow in the knee
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Andrew Tarango
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:28 pm

I used to explain again how sheep's bladders can be employed to prevent earthquakes...

Then I took an arrow in the Ni!
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Rinceoir
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:46 pm

I use to pretend I took an arrow in the knee....then I took an arrow in the knee...
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Georgine Lee
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:33 am

This thread must never die... or take an arrow in the knee
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Rachel Eloise Getoutofmyface
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:46 am

My cousin's out fighting dragons and what do I get? An arrow in the knee.

Ah, so you favour the bow? I'm an arrow in the knee man myself.
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Louise Dennis
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:44 pm

This thread was alive, until I took an arrow in the knee.
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Rebecca Clare Smith
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:53 am

I used to shoot Russian unicorns, then I took a Zazoom to the knee.
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Cameron Garrod
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:39 pm

I used to like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. I wasn't much into health food, but was into champagne... but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Listen to me. Listen to me. There is NO six in the champagne room, only arrows to the knee.
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stevie trent
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:12 pm

I used to troll the Skyrim forums, but then i took a arrow to the knee
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Bethany Watkin
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:06 pm

We used to have a crossbows in Skyrim, then I took an arrow in the knee.
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Melly Angelic
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:12 pm

i used to have a life, then i took an arrow to the knee and ended up playing skyrim
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Sweet Blighty
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:36 pm

In soviet skyrim you take knees in your arrow
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Jonathan Montero
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:09 am

I would have a belly full of mead, but I lollgagged and thought I was the dragonborn and took an arrow in the knee.
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Calum Campbell
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:15 pm

I was at the battle of wounded knee, then I took an arrow in the knee.
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Tiffany Castillo
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:55 pm

I used to steal people's Sweet Rolls, but then I took an arrow in the knee.
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elliot mudd
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:42 am

I saw a mudcrab the other day. Then I took an arrow in the knee.
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michael flanigan
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:58 pm

I am starting a new religion, in which initiates much take a ritual arrow to the knee as a sign of faith and devotion.


"Oh lord, deliver the arrow of divine justice unto the bared knees of the unbelievers and blasphemers. Our knees are not worthy of thy righteous arrows. Amen."
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Jack Bryan
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:47 pm

I dont always take arrows to the knee but when i do i perfer dos arrows
stay hobbled my friends
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Daniel Holgate
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:06 pm

I was eating cheese in the barracks but then BOOM! I took an arrow in the knee.
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Holli Dillon
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:38 pm

Forum games are not permitted.
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