I used to like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. I wasn't much into health food, but was into champagne... but then I took an arrow in the knee.
Listen to me. Listen to me. There is NO six in the champagne room, only arrows to the knee.
I am starting a new religion, in which initiates much take a ritual arrow to the knee as a sign of faith and devotion.
"Oh lord, deliver the arrow of divine justice unto the bared knees of the unbelievers and blasphemers. Our knees are not worthy of thy righteous arrows. Amen."