Arrow in the knee: : V - Skyrim

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:22 am

I used to have the aptitude, then I took an arrow in the knee.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:35 pm

I used to catch arrows with my knee, but then I took an arrow in the elbow

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:11 pm

"Do you get to the cloud district very often?" And then he took an arrow in the knee.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:05 pm

I used to hear the same sentence over and over again, then I took an arrow in the knee.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:39 am

I used to be criminal scum... then I took an arrow in the knee.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:13 pm

I shoot adventurers in the knee...

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:28 pm

I used to take arrows to the knee, but then I become an adventurer like you.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:59 pm

I used to know what it meant to love, until I took an arrow in the knee.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:29 pm

I was out, fighting dragons with my cousin, but then i took an arrow to the knee

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:14 pm

I shoot adventurer's in the knee...

:rofl:

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:48 pm

I used to work for Bethesda's QA department.... then I took an arrow in the knee.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:56 am

I used to be alive, then I took an arrow in the knee.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:27 pm

I used to work with my mother, selling fruits and vegetables. It was fun most days...

Then I took an arrow in the knee.

I shoot adventurers in the knee...

ROFL! Do you work for the state department? I'm still waiting on my disability check!

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:13 pm

I use to go around shooting arrows at peoples knee's... till I took an arrow to the knee.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:20 am

People used to think my tattoos are cool. Then a took an arrow in the knee.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:01 am

I used to take arrows in the knee, then I took an arrow in the knee.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:41 pm

I used to come to Dragonsreach to discuss the ongoing hostilities, like the rest of the "great warriors"... but then I was arrested for firing an arrow into Farengar's knee.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:20 am

I used to eat my soup with a spork, then I got high.
I used to dream about dating Bjork, then I got high.

I used to get high, then Afroman finally lost it and shot me with an arrow in the knee.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:08 am

I used to violate the law and pay the court of fine, then I took an arrow in the knee..

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:12 pm

I shoot adventurers in the knee...

Ah! You're a town guard recruiter then, yes?

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:45 am

Knees..... Tamriel's Achille's Heel.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:22 am

I used to worship Talos, then I took an arrow in the knee.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:35 pm

Lollygaggin' is a serious offense, with arrows to the knee as a punishment.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:15 am

Let me guess... somebody stole your sweetroll??

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:51 pm

I got to thinking... maybe I'M the one who shoots adventurers in the knee, I just don't know it yet.