I use to take arrows in the knee, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

I use to be sworn to carry your burdens, but then I took an arrow in the knee

I use to have the strength of Ysgramor, and my brother his smarts, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Do not try to take an arrow to the knee, for that is impossible. Only try to realize the truth: There is no knee.

+1 "You'll shoot your eye out!" Or something! XD

I use to be an adventurer, then I took an arrow to the knee and decided I was best suited for a career in which I protect the people from bandits, bears, and dragons despite my crippling injury and inability to continue my equally combat-centered job as an adventurer.

I used to block arrows with my knees, but then I took a something in the something.

I used to fight mages for a living, but then I took an ice shard in the groin.

I used to make epic sugar-high-empowered Fus Ro Dahs...

Then I took an arrow in the sweetroll. :violin:

I used to make arrows for adventurers like you... but then I took an arrow to the knee.

I used to shoot mudcrabs... but then one deflected an arrow into my knee.

I used to be a Daedra... then some adventurer shot me in the knee and I got tossed out of Oblivion.

I used to tell dunmer jokes in Balmora... but then a dark elf kicked me in the knee.

I used to run through ashstorms in Morrowind... but I took a cliffracer in the knee.

I used to light candles in ancient ruins, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Some may call this junk, but if you do... you'll take an arrow to the knee.

i used to craft spells, but then i took a bad design choice in the knee. and my heart

I used to make a locational damage mod for Skyrim, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

I used to be lucky to chance upon a bard along the road, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

I used to be a soldier on the front lines in the battle against the Dominion, but then I "took an arrow to the knee".

I used to force my Argonian slaves to work less...Then I took an arrow in the knee.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I....ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

I used to run 50 miles per hour, then I took an arrow in the knee

I uzeet tuuu havee aaa zpeeech d?feect, then I took an arrow in the knee.

I used to run with a bended bow, then I took an arrow in the knee.

I used to be a dwarf and was DIGGING A HOLE, DIGGING A HOLE, DIGGING A HOLE, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

I used to read mlp fanfics but then I took an arrow in the knee.

I used to be a generic character who just had the same voice and text lines like like everyone else, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

I used to be an excellent archer and was famous everywhere, then the king of cyrodil putted his knee into my arrow.

I used to an arrow in the knee, then it was replaced by another one.

I used to ... OH MY [censored] GOD I JUST TOOK AN ARROW IN THE KNEE.

I used to take arrows in the knee, then I became an adventurer like you.

I used to be one of the knights who say "knee" then I took an arrow in the knee.

Sometimes i used to think that im dragonborn, and that i just dont know it yet, but then i took an arrow to the knee

I used to make a lot of "then I took an arrow in the knee" jokes. Then I took a mace in the face.

:tongue:

"I used to be a virgin, then I took an arrow in the knee"

Haha, well done.

I used to be a courier but then I took a bullet in the head, now I'm an adventurer like you.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Those arrows in knees, worse than bullets in heads.