I used to be a service sector wage slave, then I took an arrow in the knee.
I used to fight for freedom and liberty, then I took an arrow in the knee.
I used to crusade for right use of technology, then I took an arrow in the knee.
I used to be a leader of men, then I took an arrow in the knee.
I used to care what people think of me, then I took an arrow in the knee.
I'll probably be forgotten in the end, so here lies "took an arrow in the knee."
'I used to make pointless topics like this, then I took an arrow in the knee..."