Ask an Imperial BattleMage! : IV - Oblivion

» Sun May 01, 2011 4:40 pm

Why don't you guys patrol the streets like the guards?

We have to look over the University, amatures dabbling in Magic you see.

» Sun May 01, 2011 3:58 pm

We have to look over the University, amatures dabbling in Magic you see.

You are NOT an imperial battlemage, please stop these delusions.

» Sun May 01, 2011 1:10 pm

We have to look over the University, amatures dabbling in Magic you see.

Aren't there professors to do that?

» Sun May 01, 2011 4:04 pm

rumors

» Mon May 02, 2011 12:08 am

Aren't there professors to do that?

You know they do. Why are you feeding this spamfest?

» Mon May 02, 2011 4:32 am

You are NOT an imperial battlemage, please stop these delusions.

Why are you getting so mad? take a chillaxitive.

» Mon May 02, 2011 4:43 am

You know they do. Why are you feeding this spamfest?

I am almost at 400 posts which will make me a curate, thus I will get a star with my posts which I really want

» Sun May 01, 2011 3:52 pm

rumors

I heard a rumor that the dark brotherhood has been waging an underground war against trolls...

Aren't there professors to do that?

The professors just teach classes, they dont put out fires.

» Sun May 01, 2011 10:46 pm

directions

» Sun May 01, 2011 11:54 pm

The professors just teach classes, they dont put out fires.

Through what means do you put out fires?

» Sun May 01, 2011 6:45 pm

Through what means do you put out fires?

In the literal since, Frost spells.

» Sun May 01, 2011 3:08 pm

I heard a rumor that the dark brotherhood has been waging an underground war against trolls...

Trolls? Did you say trolls? I've heard that 4 chan is full of them!

» Mon May 02, 2011 5:10 am

directions

» Sun May 01, 2011 6:45 pm

You say Imperial Battlemages are "everywhere", just traveling under the cloak of invisibility. If this is so, why do you not help when people are under attack by wild creatures or bandits?

» Sun May 01, 2011 4:36 pm

You say Imperial Battlemages are "everywhere", just traveling under the cloak of invisibility. If this is so, why do you not help when people are under attack by wild creatures or bandits?

They're not going to put their lives on jeopardy just to save a few travellers, who have been warned about the dangers on the roads...

» Sun May 01, 2011 1:54 pm

Hmm, what do you know about the Prophet in Anvil?

» Mon May 02, 2011 2:47 am

Hmm, what do you know about the Prophet in Anvil?

I think hes just a madman, but hes not hurting anyone.

» Sun May 01, 2011 1:05 pm

Closed for moderator review.

Reviewed, and there are so many things wrong with the posts in this topic it is staying closed.