So In lieu of recent stuff, I wanted to make a fun thread.

This is basically a thread for making parodied versions of Heimskr's speech. I've got my own to do.

Please, PLEASE keep it civil guys. If anyone even posts here. Here goes my attempt.

Bethesda the mighty! Bethesda the unhated! Bethesda the great creator! To you we give praise (and money)!

We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!

But you were once small! Aye! And small, you said, "Let me show you the power of Todd Howard, born of Pennsylvania, where the fireworks are born for New York. I buy now, in humility, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Bethesda, for I love you."

Aye, love. Love! Even as a company, great Bethesda cherished us. For they saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of the Elder Scrolls!