This is just a purposely horribly written fan fiction that I made up in 5 minutes enjoy.

Once when the Dinosours walked on Tamriel. When people were constipated all the time. There was a man named.... Uh.. Ray.. Ray Lewis. Ray Lewis walked all over Tamriel fighting Dragons and Uber Dragons. (They are different. So shut up.) But one day, he was at a bar, and was fus ro dahed by Dovahkiin for no reason. This started an epic fight that defied the gods.

Some say it lasted for thousands of years until a Dragon break stopped it. Some say it is still happening now. Whole cities were destroyed. Tamriel was the brink of destruction. But one day. They all got high on Skooma and Moonsurger and became BFFs.

How did you feel about diz? I puts allotz of time and effort into this.