No-Bark is the Chosen One.

Post » Wed Oct 05, 2011 1:45 pm

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/959557-fallout-new-vegas/60516066 (credits go to LambentEarache)

It all makes sense. There is a crashed highwayman next to Novac, which was the Chosen One's car. It was said that a radscorpion sting made No-Bark all looney, what if he became delirious and crashed his car next to Novac then forgot everything about himself? It makes sense, really. No-Bark is around 60 years old. Fallout:NV takes place 40 years after Fallout 2. No-Bark is surprisingly aware of everything going on around him, he knows who is killing the Brahmin and he knows about the Bright Brotherhood. He is almost as aware of the events going around him as a player character. Play No-Bark in Caravan and he will have 1000 caps. How does a crack-pot like No Bark have this many caps? He got it from his adventures as the Chosen One. I will continue to add onto this theory tommorow, and remember that this is all a joke.
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Post » Wed Oct 05, 2011 6:25 pm

...or just another crazy character created by Obsidian's writers.
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Stephanie I
 
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Post » Wed Oct 05, 2011 11:02 am

Possibility.......I never thought of that and I was just playing FO2 :facepalm:
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Post » Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:59 am

He makes perfect sense to me so I wonder why all of you think he's crazy. :ahhh:
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Post » Wed Oct 05, 2011 2:14 pm

"Careful, they got spies all over!"

Refers to the Frumentarri. Well now...can't let my fellow Legionaries get discovered. I'm gonna kill the Chosen One!!
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Post » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:10 pm

u know im problemly guessing some onsidian employee is reading this right now slapping themselves in the head thinking..."why didnt we use that! my god, when we made him even we didnt know he was the chosen one! my god the money and dlcs we coulda made of this..."
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Alister Scott
 
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Post » Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:46 am

1,000 caps is alot? I had about 40-50k+ by the end of Fallout 2. >_>
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Post » Wed Oct 05, 2011 9:37 am

No-Bark is actually the Vault Dweller from Fo1 who amazingly is actually also the Chosen one from Fo2 AS WELL AS the Lone Wanderer. It turns out that he's like Benjamin Button which also works as re-incarnation so he continuously goes from baby to old man to baby. Thats actually who Ulysses is, he was originally Lou Tenant from Fo1, then Frank Horrigan from Fo2 AND THEN Colonel Autumn from Fo3 and thus thats his real grudge against you. It's turns out the Great Divide is where you both are originally from and it got destroyed in reality by Liberty Prime as manned by the Courier fighting Ulysses in the Oil tanker. It all makes sense now.
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