» Thu Oct 07, 2010 6:53 am
POWER-BEARD, ACTIVATE!!!!!
Oh yes! Beardly beardedness of Bearddom! Bring on the scruff! Bring on the twist! Bring on the chops!
I want it all! Glorious, glorious Nordic face-brooms! I'll use my beard to clean off my sword once you're dead! There's nothing better than a good ol' fashioned chin-duster and braided mullet to hammer home the epic powers of the Sons of the Sky! Hell, even some Nordic Women grow them!
... err...
... just don't let 'em buy you a drink.
BEARDS! How long have we waited for our face-shrubbery to come back to us? How many years have we suffered?
Ahh... finally, all is right with my world.
DRAGON-BEARD-SPINE-BREAKER!
-2,000,000 hp!
... okay.
I'm done now. For reals.
I think I got a little overly excited... >.<