Beards for all! : V - Skyrim

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:47 am

I can haz Bearded Khajiit?

This thread is made of 100% Unadvlterated WIN!

Nothing is impossible: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ayx4vpcRfWE/SbltYIF_xMI/AAAAAAAAAUY/gp97TGQftZ4/s320/cat+beard.jpg

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 12:45 am

OH YEAAAAH BABE!

BEARDS ALL THE WAY! I CAN ALREADY FEEL THE MANLY-NESS!

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 1:16 am

I have a goatee, GOATEES FOR ALL.

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:40 am

Beards = Awesome!

But what about the Argonians? They don't have hair. Scaly neckbags.. ugh.

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 12:54 am

Well they've used the Techno Viking as inspiration and hes got a cool goatee..

I really wish that the Techno Viking dude can be found in the game as an easter egg. :biggrin:

edit: BEARDS HERE, THERE AND EVERYWHERE!!

edit2: all in caps for added awesomeness!

» Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:59 pm

I really wish that the Techno Viking dude can be found in the game as an easter egg.

Oh god yes!!

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 3:33 am

Beards for everyone! Men, women, children, beasts, mer, dogs.

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 9:54 am

I wonder how Sheogorath will react to all the beards.

Maybe we have to "sacrifice" a bearded fellow at his shrine to summon him?

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:01 am

I would love to play a char with a beard, probably going to end up making a Nord with one

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 12:53 am

I wonder how Sheogorath will react to all the beards.

Maybe we have to "sacrifice" a bearded fellow at his shrine to summon him?

Sheogorrath no longer has a beard... the one who did is now known as Jygglag.

We know the New Sheogorath does not have a beard, because Oblivion's Character Creation system did not allow the addition of a beard to the player character.

Or did you forget the Champion of Cyrodiil, High Crusader of the Nine, and Sheogorath were one and the same now?

And Argonians have no hair except for their beards!

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 1:08 am

Beards for everyone! Wait, scratch that. Beards for no one. That can be just as much of a celebration, if you don't like beards. True?

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 1:06 am

Beards for everyone! Wait, scratch that. Beards for no one. That can be just as much of a celebration, if you don't like beards. True?

BEGONE FOUL UNBELIEVER! THE BEARD WILL TRIUMPH OVER YOU'RE UNWORTHY SOUL!

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:25 am

Beards = Awesome!

But what about the Argonians? They don't have hair. Scaly neckbags.. ugh.

Arena says hi.
http://images.uesp.net//1/1c/AR-Race-Argonian_Male.jpg
http://images.uesp.net//f/fa/AR-Race-Argonian_Female.jpg

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 6:24 am

Flyyyying, Flyyying in the skyyyyyy! Beards are flyin' so hiiiiiiiiigh! Flyyyyin'!

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 10:42 am

I am so confused with all the hype and unnecisary obession over beards. Like really does one need facial hair to be considered manly. Does one need more beard designs than that of his idontknow - HAIR. Like i honestly have never played a single character with anything more than a goatee. But yeah i guess people need to over present their testosterone levels as we are all presently breathing in estrogen and have higher levels taht any generation prior due to pollution (true story).

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 12:37 pm

Estrogen polluting my system, more MANLINESS!

» Sat Jan 15, 2011 11:09 pm

I am so confused with all the hype and unnecisary obession over beards. Like really does one need facial hair to be considered manly. Does one need more beard designs than that of his idontknow - HAIR. Like i honestly have never played a single character with anything more than a goatee. But yeah i guess people need to over present their testosterone levels as we are all presently breathing in estrogen and have higher levels taht any generation prior due to pollution (true story).

BEGONE, YE PARTYPOOPER! THE POWER OF BEARD COMPELS YOU TO LIGHTEN UP, HAVE FUN, GET DRUNK, AND GROW FACIAL HAIR!

» Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:55 pm

I am so confused with all the hype and unnecisary obession over beards. Like really does one need facial hair to be considered manly. Does one need more beard designs than that of his idontknow - HAIR. Like i honestly have never played a single character with anything more than a goatee. But yeah i guess people need to over present their testosterone levels as we are all presently breathing in estrogen and have higher levels taht any generation prior due to pollution (true story).

cool story bro

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BEEEEEEEARDS

» Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:55 pm

I am so confused with all the hype and unnecessary obsession over shaving. Like really, does one need baby smooth skin to be considered manly? Does one need carve into his face more often than, idontknow - his HAIR? Like I honestly have never shaved my pubas once, it's absurd. But yeah I guess people need to over present their civility levels as we are all as ashamed of our forms as the Imga (true story).

Fixed

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 11:07 am

oh yes

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:51 am

I'll be looking forward to making a bearded Redguard, although true to his sophisticated culture (much like the Romans who inspired his people), my Imperial will refuse to sport a beard even for practical reasons and shave all facial hair off, tolerating only mild stubble at best :celebration:

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 11:44 am

I'll be looking forward to making a bearded Redguard, although true to his sophisticated culture (much like the Romans who inspired his people), my Imperial will refuse to sport a beard even for practical reasons and shave all facial hair off, tolerating only mild stubble at best :celebration:

Well, Imperials are the most lame race ever concieved, and this is just another reason why

» Sat Jan 15, 2011 11:06 pm

I must create an uber-masculine Nord with ridiculously long facial hair to compensate for my inability to grow a decent beard.

I am so confused with all the hype and unnecisary obession over beards. Like really does one need facial hair to be considered manly. Does one need more beard designs than that of his idontknow - HAIR. Like i honestly have never played a single character with anything more than a goatee. But yeah i guess people need to over present their testosterone levels as we are all presently breathing in estrogen and have higher levels taht any generation prior due to pollution (true story).

Yes, yes, and yes.

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 1:16 pm

Finally! Beards! Shaving faces is fail. They're definitely confirmed? Not just more bizarre greenish gray neck coloring? Anyone have a link?

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:51 am

http://taratynkin.com/Images/warhammeronlineironbreaker.png
http://images.mmosite.com/warhammer/2007/05/16/20070516233858043.jpg
http://th02.deviantart.net/fs18/300W/i/2007/186/6/e/warhammer_dwarf_by_roblfc1892.jpg

This is the epic-ness I expect from my beards.... I will accept nothing less....

Also, while we are at it, I demand those helms in one and two as well...