Beards for all! : V - Skyrim

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 11:32 am

ZZ Top beards all the way

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 11:16 am

Sheogorrath no longer has a beard... the one who did is now known as Jygglag.

We know the New Sheogorath does not have a beard, because Oblivion's Character Creation system did not allow the addition of a beard to the player character.

Or did you forget the Champion of Cyrodiil, High Crusader of the Nine, and Sheogorath were one and the same now?

And Argonians have no hair except for their beards!

Because they're really gonna make a statue of Sheogorath for each race and gender.

Yeah right, he'll be the goatee'd banker again.

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 2:23 am

I am no less pleased that beards are finally on the way to TES, but still that poll is way too biased (do its options even make sense?) for me to be able to vote.

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:11 am

I am so confused with all the hype and unnecisary obession over beards. Like really does one need facial hair to be considered manly. Does one need more beard designs than that of his idontknow - HAIR. Like i honestly have never played a single character with anything more than a goatee. But yeah i guess people need to over present their testosterone levels as we are all presently breathing in estrogen and have higher levels taht any generation prior due to pollution (true story).

I have a windmill in my beard, your arguement is ireelevent. :banana:

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 2:58 pm

Fixed

Good job sir, good job. :clap:

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 2:06 am

http://mythicmktg.fileburst.com/war/us/home/images/conceptart/CA0806_08.jpg

Note the tip of the beard becomes the beard for the face on the belt buckle.......

I want that... I demand it. Nords must have dwarf beards, they are too epic not to.

(AN: Only male character I will play is Nord with the biggest beard I can get away with.)

:D

http://www.uncoached.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/crazy_beards_5.jpg

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 11:50 am

"Robert Wisnewski:
Citizen of the Shivering Isles, Resident of Bliss, and Honored Madman has broken the laws and covenants of the Shivering Isles and offended the austere personage of Our Lord, through the following actions: Attempting the Growth of a Beard, an Action Deemed Unseemly in the Eyes of Our Lord.

That is why the player character is sentanced for execution in the beginning of the game!

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 2:30 pm

Beards = Awesome!

But what about the Argonians? They don't have hair. Scaly neckbags.. ugh.

Brearded Dragons anyone???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSydiuOzwkc

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:25 am

Considering I'm not manly enough to grow a beard IRL, I'll be overjoyed to have a Brett Kiesel-type beard in Skyrim.

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:52 am

Hmm so one person agrees with me. Well this seems more than i'd thought nonetheless honestly in how many historical photos, documents, whathaveyou, are there 37 ways to braid a effing beard just in Scandinavian contexts. Like really i believe we have been spoiled so much so in terms of beards in games as it is a irrelevent factor that only hardcoe role players and prepubasient boys utlize in that level of extreme

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:14 am

Hmm so one person agrees with me. Well this seems more than i'd thought nonetheless honestly in how many historical photos, documents, whathaveyou, are there 37 ways to braid a effing beard just in Scandinavian contexts. Like really i believe we have been spoiled so much so in terms of beards in games as it is a irrelevent factor that only hardcoe role players and prepubasient boys utlize in that level of extreme

http://gucomics.com/comics/2007/gu_20070622.jpg

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 2:26 am

http://gucomics.com/comics/2007/gu_20070622.jpg

Gotta say i lol'd.

» Sat Jan 15, 2011 11:28 pm

Hmm so one person agrees with me. Well this seems more than i'd thought nonetheless honestly in how many historical photos, documents, whathaveyou, are there 37 ways to braid a effing beard just in Scandinavian contexts. Like really i believe we have been spoiled so much so in terms of beards in games as it is a irrelevent factor that only hardcoe role players and prepubasient boys utlize in that level of extreme

We can have 10 different races, but beards are too much?

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 2:59 am

Gotta say i lol'd.

That's the point my friend.... The sheer goofy-ness of the entire thread is to appreciate the ridiculousness of fantasy beards and the fact that we get them. Don't take it too seriously.

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:17 am

INDEED

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 2:21 am

http://bp3.blogger.com/_GAjnSSjhDGE/SHbCmwFs9zI/AAAAAAAAAHk/wDHpg-yVdOU/s1600-h/Bald.JPG

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 1:52 pm

I find your avatar mildly biased HonourBond lol. but i'm defiantly not gonna fight against hordes of people who want their beards so whatever, also when its probably a very trivial thing to implement as compared to some of the other items on peoples wishlists.

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 1:05 pm

I find your avatar mildly biased HonourBond lol. but i'm defiantly not gonna fight against hordes of people who want their beards so whatever, also when its probably a very trivial thing to implement as compared to some of the other items on peoples wishlists.

cheers friend! :foodndrink:

A beard for one, a beard for two,
a beard for me, a beard for you,
beards for anger, beards for joy,
beards for girls, and beards for boys,
beards for now, beards for then,
beards for always, and beards again!

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 12:01 pm

Whats the point of this thread?

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 2:18 pm

race specific beards, anyone?

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 3:16 pm

Oh yes, Mead and Bearded Women! - Mmmmmmmmmm :mohawk:

Bruenor would be proud if they add em in!

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 1:55 am

Beards for one, beards for all, beards for the short, beards for the tall, beards for men, and women too, beards for me, and beards for you!

Right-oh :tops:
http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj125/Gizmojunk/circleBeardBM_468x407.jpg
http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj125/Gizmojunk/Curly.jpg
http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj125/Gizmojunk/1293380127_6d50813a72.jpg
http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj125/Gizmojunk/Salma-Hayek-with-Beard--36330.jpg

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj125/Gizmojunk/beard.jpg

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 2:49 am

I want sage's beard on my guy.
http://www.bungie.net/images/News/Inline11/bwu_0128/allstars/sage.jpg

http://www.bungie.net/images/News/Inline11/bwu_0121/morebeard_inline.jpg

http://www.bungie.net/images/News/Inline11/bwu_0114/allstars/sagetana.jpg

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:02 am

:facepalm: Beards I'm pretty sure will be male only. If they aren't I'm calling for Alduins wrath.

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 3:49 am

How about a beard mini-game of some kind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n3LL338aGA :lmao: