Beards for all! : V - Skyrim

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 2:48 am

Whats the point of this thread?

There isn't any. Unless a word of four letters that begins with "s" and ends with "m".

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 2:00 pm

There isn't any. Unless a word of four letters that begins with "s" and ends with "m".

seam?

idk i give up. what is it?

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:48 am

There isn't any. Unless a word of four letters that begins with "s" and ends with "m".

:sadvaultboy:

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 12:39 pm

seam?

idk i give up. what is it?

You silly. :slap:

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 3:42 pm

I would expect some really intricate braided beards.

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 12:11 pm

I want them to not even know I have a beard because my beard will be so long that I will throw it over my shoulders and it will look like I am a hairy monster!!!!!!!!!! BEARDS!!!!

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:47 am

I would also want a 5 '0' clock shadow option.

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:28 am

I would expect some really intricate braided beards.

Yes, so do I.
However, if I am to pick a beard it'll probably be a short and neat one. Or a goatee. Nothing too extreme if there's an option to. I don't want the PC to look like Gimli for the whole of the game. If I'm picking a male character at all that is.

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:15 am

Finally! Beards! Shaving faces is fail. They're definitely confirmed? Not just more bizarre greenish gray neck coloring? Anyone have a link?

I can't get you the actual confirmation ( there has been one ), but this is pretty close. It's about 1:40 into the video.

http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2011/01/26/the-art-of-skyrim.aspx

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 2:01 pm

Yes, so do I.
However, if I am to pick a beard it'll probably be a short and neat one. Or a goatee. Nothing too extreme if there's an option to. I don't want the PC to look like Gimli for the whole of the game. If I'm picking a male character at all that is.

Yeah, if it's a female then you definately want a gimli beard for the whole game though!
I know i do! :evil:

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 3:48 pm

If you don't get all correct, you don't deserve a beard.
http://www2.b3ta.com/namethatbeard/

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:58 am

Yeah, if it's a female then you definately want a gimli beard for the whole game though!
I know i do! :evil:

lol I suspect you're hoping there'll be some mods soon after release. Dwarf women according to Gimli...

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 10:46 am

If you don't get all correct, you don't deserve a beard.
http://www2.b3ta.com/namethatbeard/

I got them all correct, I think you owe me a Skyrim job.

That is your Nordic stripper name right?

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 2:58 am

There isn't any. Unless a word of four letters that begins with "s" and ends with "m".

Seriously what is it in the name of beards!

As for honorblade i've a rhyme for you!

BEARDS
Beard beards that grow in size
beards that give you THUNDER THIGHS.
Beards that fall down toward your toes
or beards that curl up, towards your nose
beards for the wealthy
beards for the stealthy
even a beard for old Granny Nealthy
beards for the wizards
beards for the lizzards (Argonians)
beards for for ALL those fabled Gizzards
beards beards beards.......

Feedback please. :goodjob:

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:43 am

Seriously what is it in the name of beards!

As for honorblade i've a rhyme for you!

BEARDS
Beard beards that grow in size
beards that give you THUNDER THIGHS.
Beards that fall down toward your toes
or beards that curl up, towards your nose
beards for the wealthy
beards for the stealthy
even a beard for old Granny Nealthy
beards for the wizards
beards for the lizzards (Argonians)
beards for for ALL those fabled Gizzards
beards beards beards.......

Feedback please. :goodjob:

By my beard that was great!
I particularly liked lines 3-4.
You must truly be a DragonBeard!

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 11:27 am

Seriously what is it in the name of beards!

As for honorblade i've a rhyme for you!

BEARDS
Beard beards that grow in size
beards that give you THUNDER THIGHS.
Beards that fall down toward your toes
or beards that curl up, towards your nose
beards for the wealthy
beards for the stealthy
even a beard for old Granny Nealthy
beards for the wizards
beards for the lizzards (Argonians)
beards for for ALL those fabled Gizzards
beards beards beards.......

Feedback please. :goodjob:

Epic facepalm while muttering "Oh my, for goodness' sake..."

So I guess it worked.

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 10:02 am

DragonBeard, DragonBeard, by his beard is sworn to keep razors forever at bay. And the fiercest barbers rout when they see the beard and doubt. DragonBeard, for your facial hair we pray.

And the Beards have fortold of straight razors in the cold that when beards grow long come un-folded, Barber, Bane of Beards, ancient shaving cream unbound, with a purpose to destroy the beard.

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 12:29 pm

DragonBeard, DragonBeard, by his beard is sworn to keep razors forever at bay. And the fiercest barbers rout when they see the beard and doubt. DragonBeard, for your facial hair we pray.

And the Beards have fortold of straight razors in the cold that when beards grow long come un-folded, Barber, Bane of Beards, ancient shaving cream unbound, with a purpose to destroy the beard.

In that case you'll love to know this: I shaved today. Before I had a full beard and less than two months ago I cut off my ridiculously long goatee.

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:47 am

In that case you'll love to know this: I shaved today. Before I had a full beard and less than two months ago I cut off my ridiculously long goatee.

What!? you fool!

you.. are... BANISHED! :swear:

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 6:36 pm

What!? you fool!

you.. are... BANISHED! :swear:

Yup, in-game I might try one (nothing beats a long braided goatee, as in: a goatee divided into three separate braids) but in real life it's nice to see and feel the contour of your own face.
I really hope long braided goatees are in. :hubbahubba:

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:31 am

Yup, in-game I might try one (nothing beats a long braided goatee, as in: a goatee divided into three separate braids) but in real life it's nice to see and feel the contour of your own face.
I really hope long braided goatees are in. :hubbahubba:

What is the point of feeling the contours of your own face when you have a beard so big you can use it as a pillow while sitting up? :shrug:

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:55 am

What is the point of feeling the contours of your own face when you have a beard so big you can use it as a pillow while sitting up? :shrug:

lol
Nah, my beard too often tended to get stuck somehow anyway. :biggrin:
A beard is very effective against fierce winds though. Didn't feel the cold this winter so far.

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 6:47 pm

I just want to have some epic perma-stubble. All good heroes have it.

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 12:39 pm

Make a proper choice for no.
But
HELL YEA I WANT BEARDS!

» Sun Jan 16, 2011 10:58 am

I also want Chest Hair, Leg Hair and Back Hair that flows in the wind. My character will be 9 feet tall 500 lbs and be called snuggles, because he keeps you warm on cold nights.