Well then don't attack me first! Duh!

Is there a question here?

If you're getting attacked by assassins, that's how Tribunal starts.

No, sorry bout that. I just get a kick out of some of the sayings.

There's nothing more satisfying than being called a S'wit in the middle of a fight.

Too bad I can't yield

Does that line "I'm being attacked, help!" only fire during the fight if you are in the Sneak position? When your opponent cannot see you. I don't remember hearing it otherwise.

I showed Morrowind to my friend recently. I loaded my namesake character, who's very OP, and we had a fun time when the I showed why not to steal anything visibly in this game. I grabbed a book, and the whole Telvanni Tower in Vivec attacked us but couldn't even scratch us. It was pretty hilarious hearing those lines in the veins of "Your wounds are great!" and "This is the end of you, s'wit!" for many times without receiving a single hit.

Both of these made me smile!

Its funny when they call the player "N'wah".

My favorite saying is Ya Beat!!! At least that's what it sounds like. I lol every time it happens.

You're beaten!

You N'wah!

Die, fetcher!

Stooopid!

NOW YOU DIE!!!!