They have a name for Fat Nords that dual wield shields.
Dragon food.
Oh? I thought it was a "confused turtle" :wink_smile:
On topic, I think I'll make one fat character. The rest will either be thin or muscley.
And having a fat jolly bartender would be awesome. I can just imagine it...
Bartender: Ah, hello there friend! Haven't seen you around these parts lately.
Player: Yes, I've just arrived. Heard anything important going on?
Bartender: Hmm, well I heard one of Harlf's boys disapeared from a hunt the other day. His friend who went with him claimed it was a dragon and...
Bartender: Ah, don't mind me. I'm sure you didn't come to my bar just for idol pvssyr eh? What can I get you?