Bernie the Molerat : Fallout Series Discussion

» Mon May 02, 2011 4:08 am

had a robo-stroke and died. bernie was sad so he died his hair black, cut it to cover one make-up encrusted eye, and claimed that nobody understood what he was going through. Unbeknownst(sp?) to Bernie, however...

» Mon May 02, 2011 3:58 am

Molerats make terrible emos so he decides to join the Girl Scouts but can't join those either. He eats all the girls but threw them up because the cookies were better and went to Canada. He got frozen in a block of ice and...

» Sun May 01, 2011 5:21 pm

wakes up on a tropical island and tries to eat a coconut, only to find out that a squirrel had stolen it. He then went back in time to annihilate the squirrel species. But...

» Sun May 01, 2011 8:46 pm

the squirrels had a alliance with the raccoons and Bernie was engaged in a all out war but bernie ate them all and then killed.......

» Sun May 01, 2011 9:01 pm

himself. But the grim reaper said that if he could deem himself worthy he would be returned to life. The grim reaper then told Bernie to...

» Mon May 02, 2011 1:56 am

Eat the magic walnut of life to grant him eternal life and infinite cookies (yum) so then burnie decided to quest for the walnut and he went to...

» Sun May 01, 2011 6:19 pm

Eat the magic walnut of life to grant him eternal life and infinite cookies (yum) so then burnie decided to quest for the walnut and he went to...

the center of the earth but when he got there all he found was magma so then he went to....

» Sun May 01, 2011 10:39 pm

the i phone store that recently opened in the center of earth and he bought an i phone and was charged 3.9 million caps because the store owner was Hitler who discovered how to travel back in time so Bernie

» Sun May 01, 2011 9:44 pm

ate him and took a iphone but realized no one had phones so he ate it then he....

» Sun May 01, 2011 11:23 pm

Decided that all this eating had made him a fat@SS. So he went to a gym and found Tom Cruise! He then...

» Mon May 02, 2011 3:06 am

got himself some T-51b and shot the g.e.c.k out of him! Later on he...

» Mon May 02, 2011 12:00 am

killed someguy that rickrolled him and ate his computer then got a 360 he then got......

» Sun May 01, 2011 1:35 pm

a pre release falout 4 and pirated it to the world, the fbi knocked down his door and...

» Sun May 01, 2011 8:19 pm

tried to gun bernie down but bernie....

» Mon May 02, 2011 3:02 am

was packing heat, but unfortunatly matches aren't effective against guns, so he ran and hid in his basemant, where he found...

» Mon May 02, 2011 12:51 am

tried to gun bernie down but bernie....

whipped out a fat man and turned them into atoms then he....

» Mon May 02, 2011 5:55 am

killed himself from radiation, meanwhile a re-incarnation is born, named also Bernie. He was born in Africa. When the new bernie opened his eyes for the first time, he...

» Sun May 01, 2011 4:44 pm

went to go look for the original bernies bodie but instead finds...

» Sun May 01, 2011 6:06 pm

That he IS the original Bernie, that he is actually back in DC, and that he has been dreaming all along. He climbs out of his burrow only to find himself between the feet of a Behemoth! Quickly he...

» Mon May 02, 2011 1:10 am

That he IS the original Bernie, that he is actually back in DC, and that he has been dreaming all along. He climbs out of his burrow only to find himself between the feet of a Behemoth! Quickly he...

decides hes getting really pissed off about all this stuff :banghead: and decides to go back into his burrow....

» Sun May 01, 2011 8:44 pm

Only to find that in the 12 seconds since he left it, his burrow has become infested with radscorpions! he goes into V.A.T.S. (because molerats can do V.A.T.S, too) and...

» Mon May 02, 2011 5:17 am

pwns them all with his teeth he again climbs out of his burrow to find another..

» Sun May 01, 2011 4:59 pm

Unfortunately he forgot about the Behemoth that was still waiting outside. SQUISH
Respawn in 3...
2...
1...

Bernie returned to life due to the magic of Mirelurk Meat, and now he was Mad and Angry. He decided to arm himself against any future Behemoths.

» Mon May 02, 2011 12:57 am

Unfortunately he forgot about the Behemoth that was still waiting outside. SQUISH
Respawn in 3...
2...
1...

Bernie returned to life due to the magic of Mirelurk Meat, and now he was Mad and Angry. He decided to arm himself against any future Behemoths.

but then he found a working TV and was encased in it's grasp....

» Sun May 01, 2011 7:21 pm

he watched a Star Wars marathon and became inspired by it, so he started training in the ways of the Force, only to find out that...