he watched a Star Wars marathon and became inspired by it, so he started training in the ways of the Force, only to find out that...
he was on a boat headed to Thailand!! :ahhh:
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Brian Newman - Posts: 3466
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And then they turned it on again and Bearnie landed in Sweden.
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James Smart - Posts: 3362
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And then Sweden was pwned by Bernie so he travelled to Sydney, Australia where he chilled with me. Thats right I survived nukes, radiation, mutants, raiders and 200 years. So Bernie
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Elea Rossi - Posts: 3554
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then went and killed a people who go on forums who have caps lock on he then attacked....
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barbara belmonte - Posts: 3528
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the king of the world
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louise tagg - Posts: 3394
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but since the world doesn't have a king, he decided to kill Dave. First however...
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emily grieve - Posts: 3408
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He gave his grandfather a sensual full-body massage. This, being completely disgusting, caused bernie to...
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Marcia Renton - Posts: 3563
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he then killed bob the builder and ate his house then he went to....
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Devils Cheek - Posts: 3561
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get a beer from Canada.
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Alisha Clarke - Posts: 3461
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After his beer, he went back to the wasteland to see what happened while he was gone only to find destruction and...
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Kelsey Anna Farley - Posts: 3433
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After his beer, he went back to the wasteland to see what happened while he was gone only to find destruction and...
then he realized all of this was being caused by people writing about him on the internet so he set out to kill them all :flamethrower: :nuke: :gun:
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Captian Caveman - Posts: 3410
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but then i took out my assault rifle and :gun: bernies head off.. however he revived because he..
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Robert Jr - Posts: 3447
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was the terminator Shrapnel.
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Rachyroo - Posts: 3415
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he then went back and finished the job of making sweet sweet love to his grandfather...
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Joey Bel - Posts: 3487
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Okay, this has no point and is getting gay.
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Jesus Lopez - Posts: 3508
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he then locked this topic because its getting old and a new one needs to be made.
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xx_Jess_xx - Posts: 3371
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This topic Shouldn't even be here! lol
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matt oneil - Posts: 3383
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Bernie then killed anyone who thought this topic should be locked, because Bernie wants to live! Afterwards, he...
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Taylah Haines - Posts: 3439
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A Meteor hit planet earth, and it blew up, everybody died
THAT IS THE END THE STORY IS OVER
THAT IS THE END THE STORY IS OVER
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Sabrina Steige - Posts: 3396
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.....then a grumpy moderator followed the trail of spam, discovered that Bernie had met his end. No more of this stuff - OK
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