He then ate that stick, now he has medium radiation poisoning and now has grown a 2nd tail. With that dual tail, he scratches his butt.

a enclave group comes to kill bernie but with his new tail he destroys them and then he flings the body's of a cliff

Bernie then waddled his happy little butt over to Arefu to see what all the commotion was about. He almost got blasted in half by the ugliest human he had ever seen so he....

Ate the [censored]-bag and then put hit two-tailed butt down into the position on MAYOR OF THE MOLERAT TOWN OF MOLERAT

Bernie then decided to go about pooping everywhere and thenfound a place called Paradise falls, when he got there the whole place was on fire...
so he walked away and found a cam corder, he made a few movies, then walked to megaton to find moira

Bernie waddled off. He om nommed off of the Muties. This James person said he needed to go to a place called Vault 112.....

On his way to vault 12, he met 10 giant scorpions at once, and managed to kill them off with the help of a lady molerat named sally, who was the rat of his dreams

Bernie ate sally, and she was just a delicious as he thought she would be!

Bernie than traveled along, and carol came up behind him, Bernie took carol's shotgun and blew his head off

Bernie couldn't find James so he decided to go to a place where he could be 'normal' so he headed off to a place called 'Republic of Dave'. When Bernie arrived, he saw someone wholooked the spitting image of James, apart from his blue jumpsuit had armour on it. The 'James 2' went inside the big building at the end of the camp so Bernie followed him. When inside the 'James 2' ran up to a bald man leaning on a wall and blew his head apart with a big long silvery stick. 'James 2 picked up a key from the baldy, and raided his safe to bring out a wooden and metal sitck, that Bernie instantly bit into and ran off. Laughing as he went away with the wooden metal sitck he came accross a deathclaw.

Thje deathclaw got a 32. bullet in its brain, as bernie used the wood metal stick on it. And then he runs to a big building shaped like a pentagon. He sees james 2, (bernie has taklen a liking to him) who is talking to a grey man . James 2 suddenly turns into a grey man and a fat silver stick with a glowy green end appears on his back. James 2 then sees bernie, gets pissed, opens the console, and types "disable child"(I dont know, i have xbox360) and melts him. 35 years later...

He got bored then found out that moira WAS in megaton and decided to buy some stuff at craterside supply then she got really annoying

And then he ate Moira's face clean off her skull.

I literally have no clue whatsoever what happened in the last post. So I'm going to make him eat Moira's face. Again. Because she's so very annoying.

>:(

And then a man named Michael (James 2's son) learns that a npc molerat has become aware that it exists, and begins to walk around killing random people ( being a child got boring, so Bernie decided to take off invinsibility to make the game more fun. instead, he made himself a 40 feet-tall molerat) And this Great warrior Michael , born and raised a BOS, decides to go on a quest to kill bernie. When he finally finds bernie, they fight until the teenager playing the game has to go to his exams at college, and deletes his save games, and turns off his console.

Then the console gets the RED RINGS OF DEATH and then the console sets on fire


R.I.P BERNIE

but then 1000 years later ms actually fixed the problem

bernie then set off to find the city of new reno but he did not know the dangers of the town HUNTERS

Bernie decided to type a few mods in and suddenly had hundreds of giant radscorpions guarding him, they walked him to arroyo (I think that's how you spell it) then he deleted them, and he rested there for ever more

Bernie suddenly steps on a mine and gets blown into outer space.
there he meets god and god telles him the meaning of life. bernie comez back to tells me and it is..


oops sorry, gotta take the trash out, see ya later guys!!

Then Bernie decides to kill KingHaysey and then tells us the meaning of life is -

More entertainment, we need less family movies and more zombies biting the heads off cows, Vigilante groups stangling chicken and husbands chasing wives down the street with a chainsaw.

- Then suddenly Doctor Who (Search YOUTUBE as it's an English TV show (From the 60's and still playing now)) arrives with his new companion but all of a sudden the companion is quickly killed by Bernie humping her leg, then Bernie and The Doctor (BTW he's not a doctor, that''s his name, and he can't die! he's over 900 years old and looks 32) gets in the tardis (Time machine) and travels to 2077, then stop the red army, then the war never happens and THEN goes back to 2277 and everything is lush green and perfect. And everyone is at peace just like before the war.... like the 2066-2077 war never happened.

YEAHHHHHH PEACE ON EARTH. :shifty:

. . . .

until Bernie woke up. Shaking his head to clear the grogginess, he couldn't help but be astounded that he had had such a humanoid dream and wondered what it all meant to a simple mole rat such as he.

Bernie yawned and stretched and wandered off in search of his next meal. . .


Eileen

he found some guys from a gang called the tunnel snakes he then ate the 3 of them and went on his way when he encountered a .....

Friendly Super-Mutant, called Uncle Leo. For the first time in his life, Bernie felt loved. The Mutant did not judge Bernie. Bernie did not judge the Mutant. Together, they wandered the Wastes, Berine on Leo's shoulder. Time passed and when, on the horizon they saw 'Him', the lone wanderer. He showed no compassion for Leo, putting a bullet in his head and killed Bernie's only true friend in the wastes...
D;

he then went to the lone wanderer and took his gun and shot him in the face and then used the console to get uncle leo back alive

Uncle Leo came back, but was mad at Bernie for bringing him back, as he had gone to heaven, and shot Bernie, then himself.

Bernie, sitting on a pink, fluffy cloud was writing a letter to Leo who, by the reports of Heavenly Journal, was now - in Heck!

The message wrote: "Serves you right. Our partnership is over. Do not try to contact me, or I will sue your big, fat behind."

After sending it, Bernie decided to find 'The Man', and ask for a pardon.. - a do-over, as he imagined it.