but then he wouldn't give him a pardon so he bit his head off and became GOD.

So Bernie sent himself back to the wastelands as none-other than the Godrat-that-is-kind-of-a-invincible-child-that-goes-around-eating-everything. And then Bernie used his God powers to become Behemoth size so he could...

have a plate of buffalo wings he then went to find the town of LITTLE LAMPLIGHT when he got there he......

Grew to a god-like size and ate earth up,


THE END

. . . was near, but Bernie decided to persevere. He downloaded a "killable child" mod and reduced the population of Lamplight to a mere pittance of what it had been before.

Whilst wandering in the nether caves, he came across a gate that led to . . .

Eileen

But, He had eaten up the earth, but was able to reduce his size, and then he made a typed in a mod which made him GOD-LIKE

Hey guys, I realize that all of you are having great fun with this thread but please STOP making it appear that Bernie is an actual player of the game...He is in the game but NOT playing it...So please...No more mentions of the console or him turning god-like or fifty feet tall...Just keep it...for lack of a better word..."normal". I'm not mad at any of the previous posters because they didn't know but if any of you happen to see someone else doing this then please tell them otherwise. Thank you!

(CONTINUING THE STORY BELOW!)

...Bernie looked up at the sun and squinted and saw some men in black armor with a little white claw on the chest. They hadn't seen him yet so he decided to go investigate. Bernie was full from his meal of Lamplight inhabitants and as he approached the leader of the group he accidentally let out a burp and the men turned...Bernie felt his tummy start to hurt then he threw up all over the leader of the group who immediately disintegrated from Bernie's acid spit/throw up mix...

they all ran like little babies, except for one, who, because bernie was so hungry, got his head eaten off. Bernie snacked on his body for the next hour when 30 giant ants came up and captured bernie, they took him back to their colony.

he then married the queen then he ate her and all the other ants he then went to........

Megaton and set off the nuke there, which blew up and he some how lived through it, it blew him all the way to rivet city where he....................

Ran around, stole a mini nuke, and named it Reverend Hound.

He bought a fat man and launched the nuke at the slaver in Rivet City, Bernie doesn't like slavers

and then he heard someone talking about a whole town of slavers so he found more mini nukes and the experimental MIRV and headed for paradise falls.

He then kicked the 3 mean guards out of the way and shot the mini nukes in to the air they then fell down and they killed everyone...... even the slaves. This made Bernie sad he then.......

Picked up another nuke and named him Reverend Hound the Second. He carried this on a necklace.

...He carried this on a necklace, which also had many fingers and toes on it, incase he got hungreh.

And he blew the wasteland up until it was gone, and he hibernated for 500 years and more mutations formed on him and other beasts, he then........................

Woke up, shook himself off, and discovered that Reverend Hound the Second was Gone! He had to find him. Those fingers with him were quite tasty.

He ran around, and...

An there it was, Liberty freakin` Prime. He was fired after liberating Project Purity. He was down on his look. Not many people would employ a big, mechanical giant who freaked out when he saw Chinese people. Hey, at least he can shoot lasers out his eyes, what a party trick. And surely enough...Round his neck was...BERNIE'S NECKLACE!

And liberty Prime, being the only liv...animated thing in the world(other than mutated worms and fish and birds that were no fun to be friends with) now, he gave bernie the necklace, and they were friend from then on.

and then they decided to get revenge on the brotherhood of steel because they fired liberty prime but then they learned they already went back to California you know what that means ROADTRIP!

...But then Bernie realized that he didn't have any bus tickets and the bus wouldn't allow fifty feet tall robots on board so Bernie and Liberty Prime decided to go find the raiders who ate his family. They traveled on to Evergreen Mills, the raider capital. Bernie took out most of the guards and Liberty had a titan battle with the Behemoth and eventually won but alas Bernie never found the raider with the scar over his right eye...So Bernie....

Decided to look throught the Raider's stuff, and attempted to learn english. He failed at learning the language, but he found a note that said...

the note said:

1. eggs
2. molerat meat
3. steak
4. 32. ammo
5. a new hunting rifle

but then bernie got distracted and found a piece of string...which was special because...