Bernie the Molerat : Fallout Series Discussion

» Mon May 02, 2011 2:21 am

It looked like a noodle. He ate it and he got food poisoning.

» Sun May 01, 2011 6:09 pm

Bernie ran around in circles, and threw up the poisoned noodle. He lost his food poisoning, and he decided to eat the Raiders. He feasted until...

» Mon May 02, 2011 5:10 am

He goes into a coma and goes for sleep for another 500 years. He wakes up to discover...

» Mon May 02, 2011 1:36 am

Liberty Prime had somehow grown a beard. And for some reason America shrunk, so Cali-ma-forn-ee-a was right next door, so the pair...

» Sun May 01, 2011 3:13 pm

worked hard to ensure the death of communism when it didnt exist, killing many civilians by accident (and hilariously) along the way. But then they had an argument about...

» Sun May 01, 2011 2:10 pm

the ending of their favorite child hood game, fallout 3. Bernie ate Liberty prime and finally took that bus to california to take revenge on the BoS, when he arrived at California, he...

» Sun May 01, 2011 1:37 pm

grew over 200 feet tall.

» Mon May 02, 2011 5:42 am

And started singing, "Im a mighty mighty molerat im two hundred feet tall and in my prime, YEH!"

» Sun May 01, 2011 8:13 pm

And emancipated all the slaves and they made a gun dedicated to him known as Bernie's Repeater.

» Sun May 01, 2011 6:00 pm

but it only fired confetti. Deadly confetti that caused people to spontaniously combust years later. So Bernie then...

» Sun May 01, 2011 2:12 pm

So Bernie then... decided to settle down and make a family. But, since the worldswas a new place, he couldn't. He moped about until...

» Mon May 02, 2011 12:56 am

he was caught in an explosion so large it ripped apart space time (like red vs blue) and he was sent back in time to the beginning of our little story. He was so amazed that he...

» Mon May 02, 2011 12:42 am

Dashed to find his past self to stop the time paradox from happening!

» Mon May 02, 2011 5:39 am

but when he found himself he got hungry and ate himself causing another paradox.

» Sun May 01, 2011 2:15 pm

but when he found himself he got hungry and ate himself causing another paradox.

Then, aliens came down and started eating people!

» Mon May 02, 2011 3:59 am

but being as 1337 as bernie is, he at the aliens, which made him sleep for another 500 years. He wakes up to find a rebuilt world, except theres one thing wrong...

» Mon May 02, 2011 4:40 am

the world is filled with millions of clones that can only say bernie

''BERNIE'' ''AHOHO BERNIE''

» Sun May 01, 2011 3:47 pm

the world is filled with millions of clones that can only say bernie

''BERNIE'' ''AHOHO BERNIE''

so then he had to invent a time machine to go to the past and kill Hitler for some reason.

» Sun May 01, 2011 1:47 pm

But Hitler turned out to be Bob dole so Bernie.....

» Sun May 01, 2011 10:11 pm

went and found a man called gary 1 and ate him he then set off for........

» Sun May 01, 2011 3:27 pm

went and found a man called gary 1 and ate him he then set off for........

planet Romulus.

» Mon May 02, 2011 2:23 am

But when he got there, he discovered it had been taken over by the zerg!

» Mon May 02, 2011 5:28 am

but they weren't really the zerg, it was really...

RICK ASTLEY

who promptly confirmed that he would never

a. give Bernie up
b. let bernie down
c. run around
d. desert bernie
e. make bernie cry
f. say goodbye
g. tell a lie
h. hurt bernie

This satisfied bernie, who promptly teleported himself back to DC using his molerat wizardry.

» Mon May 02, 2011 12:12 am

When there, he found a alternate version of liberty prime in this new time era. His name was Freedom Prime. When Fredom prime met bernie, bernie decided to....

» Sun May 01, 2011 6:22 pm

Make friends with him but then freedom prime...