Bernie the mole-rat is sad. His family was eaten by raiders. He also does not have a blanket to keep warm with at night. Bernie wishes one day to pay back the wasteland for his sorrows. You shall tell Bernie's story and gradually add on to it. Please feel free to come up with funny twists as well as serious moments in Bernie's life.Thank you.

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War. Ah, such a glorious sound but it has been many a folly for man's great paradigm of life.

I think I just had a flashback to a year or so ago on the tes fan fiction forums.

Bernie laughed as he grabbed the Lone Wanderer's blanket and ran down the hall, straight into the barrel of Charon's shotgun.

BOOM! Went the shotgun.

"GEAHHHHHHH!" went Bernie.

And he died.

Eileen

A few hours later, the fallen body of Bernie arose. Sadly, Charon hadn't realised Bernie was slightly infected by 'Child' syndrome, rendering him...Invincible!

Bernie, Ran to some raiders, and found they were Eating molerat meat!!! He Got Angry And Turned Into A Giant RadScorpion...

And Eated Tehm.

Tasted Liek Pieh + Caek Said Bernie.

Bernie suddenly cought glimpse of a shiney line, he ran towards it and pounced awaiting the goodies inside...

Bernie had fallen into a hole in the wasteland textures, he fell further and further into the abyse, textures overlapping and duplicating as he turned trying to see what was going on.
Bernie continued forever more, as he turned he accidentally pressed T and waited for one hour, his only save was over written and moments later his computer crashed.
When ever Bernie opened up his last save seconds after he crashed....
Bernie is now forever going through limbo of living and dying and reloading and living and dying....

R.I.P Bernie....

TEN YEARS LATER

Bethesda comes out with the patch. Bernie revives to continue his dirty deeds...

bernie runs into a super mutant behemoth who looks at him hungrily, and jumps on him, and uses his super molerat powers to burrow into his brain!

Bernie decides he's slightly bored and infront of him, notices a strange looking man wearing a blue suit...WITH CANDEH. The molerat couldn't resist, and initiated his suicidal-kamikaze attack of doom on the man. The man dies and the world stops spinning. A few seconds later, Bernie wakes up again. Freakin` main character.

bernie runs to megeton and sees a man with somethis shiny in his pocet! he runs over, steals it, and runs away, but the shiny thing tastes nasty. so he throwes it in the air and it lands in a hole in a big grey thing. he sees another siny box next to the man... maybe cande inside! he runs over, grabs it, and runs super fast out of megeton and into the wastland. he opens the box, and he tries to chew whats inside, accidentally pussing a little lever. he sees a really bright light, and everything shakes, and bernei falls unconscous

Lucas Simms adjusted his hat to shade his eyes from the sun, and frowned at the rapid beeping sound.
He began to say 'what the hell is' and was interrupted by his glorious explosive death.

Bernie happily waddled across the wasteland, eventually finding a woman standing next to an abandoned Super-Mart.
'Oh golly!' giggled Moira Brown. 'Good thing that I was researching my book or I might've been-'
After Bernie was done gnawing on her severed arm, he caught the scent of food and waddled into the Mart.

in the mart he saw raiders with CANDEE! so he used his super molerat awesomeness to kill the raiders and get that sweet candy.

Afta filling his yummy molerat meat, Bernie decided to steal some power armourz from teh brotherhood of brahminz.

He did not have the Perk to use it...

So an Enclave soldier decided to teach him.

And after the soldier taught him everything to know about wearing power armor, Bernie killed and ate him. This, unfortunately, gave Bernie the WORST case of indigestion he'd ever had.. .

Eileen

After removing the remains of the Enclave Soldier from his small intestin (armor and all) he decided to got to Jury Street Metro station. He heard an adventurer talk about some tasty food there. Then he killed and ate the adventurer.

Great Everyone!Keep Bernie the mole-rat's tale alive! Tha....AHHHHHH!!!NO BERNIE! No!!!!! After eating Vercun's corpse Bernie hops merrily off to reek havoc somewhere else...

Bernie continues to bring random destruction to the wastelands until one day he finds a vault (101) and kills everyone inside and rested.... Until 'He' Arrived.

This "He" had no mercy and banished Bernie out of Vault. The Vault door was shut close, this time permanently.

Bernie was in pain but luckily founded a small bed where he slept for whole 1/24 of day healing all of his wounds.

Bernie then went on his merry way. Along the way he found some guy with glasses and a nice hat, trying to give him a suitcase full of caps for something. He ignored him and instead chewed on a severed arm he had recovered from the Vault place.

Suddenly the fancy wristwatch crackled with static and a voice became clear.

'... is Three Dog *howl* and you're listening to Galaxy News Radio, bringing you the truth - no matter how bad it hurts.'

Then it started playing a song about chopping up meat. Bernie now knew his destiny; he would find these three wise dogs, and he would learn the truth of who killed his family. But first, he had to find out where the Three Dogs lived...

Bernie waddling around the wastland with the fancy wrist watch in his mouth looking for the three wise dogs finally got pissed off at the three wise dogs because THEY WOULD NOT SHUT UP EVER!!! and he would always say the same darned thing! so he dropped the arm and waddled into evergreen mills

Got Ambushed By Raiders, Bernie Was Done For! When An Army Of Molerats Appeared And Saved Him, He Met A Female And Reproduced With Here,

Bernie + Female = Lots Of Mini-Molerats.

Then Bernie devoured them because he thought they were weighing him down, the female mole-rat and her babies that is...Then he drank a Nuka-Cola Quantum and started to glow.Vercun out!

When he finished glowing Bernie went and saw big green sticks in the groung, one could talk!