And the most stupid, dumb dialogues.
Best one:
"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee"
I know many people don't like it but I just love it

That's it, I know there were some good ones, but I can't remember them, I made this thread especially to complain about one dialogue I've seen today.
Worst ones:
I can't remember it correctly but it's something like that:
"Do you like me?
Yes, do you like me?
Yes
Ok it's arranged then, see me at the temple of mara"
WTF! She doesn't even want to get to know me better? No decent dialogue?! That's just stupid
Another one:
"You've killed my family! Apologize or you will die!
I'm sorry
It wasn't so hard was it?" (hides weapon and walks away)
WTF was that?! I just killed his whole family and all I've got to do is apologize?!