Best heist you've pulled?

Post » Fri May 27, 2011 4:07 am

Have you ever went on a killing spree and left a town completely empty? Or went on a massive break-in in some place? tell about it!

For instance, my BEST was definitley when i emptied anvil.
1- after you complete theives guild quests, BOTH counts are killable :flamethrower:
2- after you complete dark brotherhood, mostley everyone else in anvil will die forever to XD (do all anvil quests!)
And this is the fun way i did it :D

First i placed poisened apples all throughout the gaurd house AT midnight while ALL the gaurds are asleep. :yawn:
Then i waited untill morning, and watched as every gaurd fell one-by-one, actually really amusing XD :nod:
After that, every gaurd in anvil was dead, leaving it gaurd free. (cept the count's body gaurd and 2 night watch gaurds) but they are easy by themselves XD
Then i used a bit of role playing cause its fun XD, and started off braking into every house, and killing the poor NPC. :ahhh:
And continued untill anvil was empty but the castle, so i made my way to the castle, of course! :ninja:
This was the perfect time for the killable Lex to show up (i was gray fox atm) and finally got him down, and went in the castle.
It was completely empty cause of the lack of the gaurds, and one by one the servants were taken down, up untill the countess and count,
And to finish off the fall of anvil, the counts were killed :gun:
And now Anvil is a ghoste town, untill 3 days later and the gaurds respawn... :S

And that was the funnest random thing i did in oblivion :D isn't killing NPC's just fun? lawlz
Sadley other town's counts dont actually die... :/ only anvil lol.

So what was yours? :deal:
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Sabrina Schwarz
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 5:01 am

Well...I stole a cheese wheel this one time...
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No Name
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 5:14 pm

I robbed all of the Imperial Market District in broad daylight and didn't get caught once :ninja:
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Amber Ably
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 11:57 am

I hit anvil castle, stole loads of stuff and then ran through all the secret tunnels being followed by guards. I finally reached the castle balcony and jumped into the ocean from the castle. I hid in the smugglers cave for a few days before selling all the stolen stuff to the Anvil fence and paying off my bounty to Armand when I ran to the IC.
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Kat Ives
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 2:59 pm

The thieves guild quest in Leyawiin.

Spoiler
Sneaking to the counts bedroom trough the secret torture chamber and stealing everything that isn't nailed down while they both are sleeping. Some heads will roll once they wake up. And possibly the existence of said torture chamber comes to light too. Can you imagine an agry mob of the beast races? :bolt:

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Tasha Clifford
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 11:24 am

I once actually managed to steal an elder scroll. Yeah no joke. :lmao:
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Roberta Obrien
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 3:40 am

I once actually managed to steal an elder scroll. Yeah no joke. :lmao:



dude, that's awesome. B)
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Mrs shelly Sugarplum
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 1:06 pm

After finishing the DB quest I left a severed head in the bed next to the Count of Cheydinhall while he was sleeping. Just to let him know the Dark Brotherhood was still in town, and we could get to him whenever we wanted.
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Christine Pane
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 5:46 am

Once I stole Thadon's silly looking crown from him...twice. then sold it to the thieves guild
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Far'ed K.G.h.m
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 3:48 pm

I once stole something small 20 gold with pick pocket I think in skingrad.
Got caught resisted did the paranoia quest with no sneaking, every guard in skingrad came after me I went from the three targets. only as I went running from town to discover glartheir ( spelling ? ) dead.
So just to prove even if you are a paranoid wood elf someone is after you.
After this I ended up stealing so many horses from imperial legionaires, and outside taverns and resisting / killing the guards, that by the time I got back to Imperial city docks I had nowhere near the gold to pay of my fines.
But I did join the DB and do the first quest, during these escapedes so all worked out in the end
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FITTAS
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 2:02 pm

I'm a mage........so my best heist was when I stole all the alchemical apparatuses from under their noses in each guild.....and sold them back to the idiots.
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Kaylee Campbell
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 11:30 am

I did the missions for the crazy wood elf in Skingrad. It felt pretty badass... :ninja:
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Scared humanity
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 12:24 pm

While doing the ultimate heist, I managed to steal literally anything I deemed of value at the very end. Boosting my strength and endurance to high levels, I spared myself loosing the boots of springheel jak and walked away with tons of goodies, including the elusive scroll. Best thing was that my stealth was less that 50(49ish) so I had to really be careful.
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Franko AlVarado
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 6:14 am

With OOO installed and doing the Ultimate Heist quest, I managed to take around 700 encumbrance points worth of loot, including Imperial Palace armor :D (mods only, sorry). Those Beast of Burden and Pack Mule spells come in quite handy. :nod:
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Jason Rice
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 1:26 pm

Best heist, you say? I prefer to follow the rules of the Thieves Guild, so it must've been when I rolled the jewelry shop in the IC market district. I pickpocketed the key from the owner, then went downstairs and stole EVERYTHING. Then I went on to the staff shop, and did the same. Made something like 10k gold from the fence in IC.
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 7:38 am

Wel.. there was always the last quest from the Thieves Guild, and its name happens to be called "The Ultimate Heist".
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maya papps
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 12:29 pm

I busted out of JAIL TWICE using spells I got my stuck back and sneaked away to the mountains. There I live out my days.
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Yung Prince
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 12:23 pm

I personally don't like wiping towns off the map.
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cosmo valerga
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 8:37 am

Well...I stole a cheese wheel this one time...

Lol for some reason this made me die laughing. Literaly I'm playing oblivion and u made me fall off of dive rock.......rofl
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MARLON JOHNSON
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 10:23 am

I actually have 3 in anvil I stole literally everything you could take even pickpocketed everyone and sold it for some good $$$$ my next great heist was the TG quest "The Uptimate Heist" where you steal an elderscroll and lastly I went to kvatch and put poisoned apples around and killed some by blade and stole everything then when I went to kill off the remaining guards alive I was caught trying to attack one and my bounty got too high and I spent a year or two in jail :)
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 8:39 am

2 words
Ahjazdas paranoia.
Used it in the bruma gaurd barracks. Hilarity ensued, and I didnt get in trouble for the mayhem!

Aso I emtpied out the imperial palace during the "Ultimate hiest" quest, and almost all of the houses in skingrad are empty of items.
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kat no x
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 5:37 am

So far the best one for me is one of the DB quests....where you have to go to the IC Waterfront to kill the pirate captain, i made it all the way to his cabin without being detected and killed him....when the other pirates started knocking on the door i escaped out the door to the back of the ship and dived in the water then swam to shore, that felt really nice to do that lol (granted its not compared to what some of the others here have done)
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Michelle davies
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 2:43 pm

IDk about heist but i am planing on wipeing out all the citys exception to the unkillables though where will i sell my stuff if i kill the shop keepers :ahhh:
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Carlos Vazquez
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 3:36 am

IDk about heist but i am planing on wipeing out all the citys exception to the unkillables though where will i sell my stuff if i kill the shop keepers :ahhh:


i think some of the shop keepers will be non-killable due to some quests they give you (not 100% though)
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 11:48 am

Went through Bravil and killed everyone I saw. That includes the Count, which I found hilarious how he was non-essential. I walked straight into the room and slit his throat. 8D

It was a lot of fun.. But the guards didnt really like me after that.
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