My best idea ever! : V

» Sun Oct 02, 2011 9:46 am

I've been standing in front of the local videogame store everyday looking at these awesome Skyrim posters.. I need to play Skyrim now... I can't take it.. I can't eat, I can't sleep, it's going to kill me!

So I had the best idea ever right.. I could freeze myself, then have one of you unfreeze me when Skyrim comes out!

Please someone help me! I live in the mountains so theres plenty of snow to do it, could someone please please help me bury myself and then unfreeze me in a month?

Thanks in advance!

» Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:56 pm

Alright Cartman... :facepalm:

» Sun Oct 02, 2011 8:39 am

Simpsons did it!!!!

» Sun Oct 02, 2011 5:20 am

Sorry to break your heart but there is no such element as Carbonite, nor is there such a molecule, nor is there such a compound. There are other :smile:

ways though

» Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:37 pm

Sure, only problem is I wont be able to get to you until 11/10/11 at 11:59pm.

» Sun Oct 02, 2011 6:00 am

Infact why dont you just shoot yourself in the head with a shotgun and see if they have skyrim in heaven?

» Sun Oct 02, 2011 9:43 am

Infact why dont you just shoot yourself in the head with a shotgun and see if they have skyrim in heaven?

That would leave an awful mess, now wouldn't it?

» Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:37 pm

Infact why dont you just shoot yourself in the head with a shotgun and see if they have skyrim in heaven?

You'd still have to wait for it to be released.
Also I'm pretty sure if you believe in heaven then suicide would send you to hell. IMO hell wouldn't be so bad if you could play skyrim so it's unlikely they will have it in hell and therefore I would advise against this.

» Sun Oct 02, 2011 10:04 am

Do it. :goodjob:

» Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:37 am

Sorry to break your heart but there is no such element as Carbonite, nor is there such a molecule, nor is there such a compound. There are other :smile:

ways though

A substance called carbonite was used as a mining explosive. Probably wouldn't be much good for freezing something. Could go for some LN2 but the problem is the waking up part.

» Sun Oct 02, 2011 5:25 am

That would leave an awful mess, now wouldn't it?

Not for MissChelly

» Sun Oct 02, 2011 7:03 am

remember what happend last time you could not wait for something? you were sent a few million years into the future and had to take part in the athiest war

» Sun Oct 02, 2011 8:35 am

Infact why dont you just shoot yourself in the head with a shotgun and see if they have skyrim in heaven?

..and then he goes to hell instead and all they've got there is CoD.. :facepalm:

» Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:20 am

You'd still have to wait for it to be released.
Also I'm pretty sure if you believe in heaven then suicide would send you to hell. IMO hell wouldn't be so bad if you could play skyrim so it's unlikely they will have it in hell and therefore I would advise against this.

You know, after reading what some of the members are writing in this forum, it is not unlikly that Skyrim will end up in hell, or at the very least the console version anyways

» Sun Oct 02, 2011 6:01 am

Infact why dont you just shoot yourself in the head with a shotgun and see if they have skyrim in heaven?

uncalledfor

» Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:26 am

..and then he goes to hell instead and all they've got there is CoD.. :facepalm:

They have unlimited cod in hell?
Perhaps we could use this info to get all CoD players so commit suicide?

Edit: forgot the 's' in a plural

» Sun Oct 02, 2011 1:07 pm

I've got a real good idea, how about you go and occupy yourself with something useful, thereby passing the time and not cluttering up the forum.

» Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:27 am

1-go into space
2-accelerate to light speed (the faster you go the slower time passes)
3-???
4-PROFIT!

» Sun Oct 02, 2011 10:02 am

Alright, Now we're talking

» Sun Oct 02, 2011 3:20 am

Infact why dont you just shoot yourself in the head with a shotgun and see if they have skyrim in heaven?

God would say no because he does not want to increase the chances of not getting Skyrim on the release date....

:shrug:

» Sun Oct 02, 2011 11:34 am

I've been standing in front of the local videogame store everyday looking at these awesome Skyrim posters.. I need to play Skyrim now... I can't take it.. I can't eat, I can't sleep, it's going to kill me!

So I had the best idea ever right.. I could freeze myself, then have one of you unfreeze me when Skyrim comes out!

Please someone help me! I live in the mountains so theres plenty of snow to do it, could someone please please help me bury myself and then unfreeze me in a month?

Thanks in advance!

I will gladly bury you in the mountains, but don't hold it against me if I forget to come back for you after a month's time has passed.

» Sun Oct 02, 2011 1:15 am

Infact why dont you just shoot yourself in the head with a shotgun and see if they have skyrim in heaven?

I am not cleaning it up...............I'll be to busy playing Skyrim.......... :whistling: