Best "One Liner" about Skyrim's patch 1.2 : V

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 9:12 am

Best "one -Liner " about Skyrim patch 1.2
from posts om atomicpc.com

PointZeroOne
I dunno, I kinda like the idea of backwards flying dragons

peteed1985
Nothing like seeing a dragons ass coming to eat your face hmm?

PointZeroOne
brings a whole new meaning to the game's name doesn't it.....

http://www.atomicmpc.com.au/News/281857,bethesda-and-skyrim-the-fall-of-an-empire.aspx

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:54 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xCjK3BD6u4 That's the most hilarious patch ever released in gaming history.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:50 am

Nobdy? Really?

I knew it would go right over the head of 95% of readers, but nobody?

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:49 pm

Sorry, but it's not really that funny.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:23 am

Nobdy? Really?

I knew it would go right over the head of 95% of readers, but nobody?

I used to play Skyrim,
But then i took a patch to the knee.

:cry:

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 11:18 am

Best "one -Liner " about Skyrim patch 1.2
from posts om atomicpc.com

PointZeroOne
brings a whole new meaning to the game's name doesn't it.....

Hmm... Sky-Rim.. :rofl: :rofl:

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:52 am

No they weren't that funny but who cares. How about some concepts to mix it up too.

"Like the new Dragon feature? Good! The next patch will introduce it to Arrows so when you shoot one it'll just immediately impale you through the eye."

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:17 am

i was a beth and elder scrolls fan for years.... WAS.... crap i want my money back...

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:17 pm

"Two steps forward, one dragon backwards."

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:32 pm

Hmm... Sky-Rim.. :rofl: :rofl:

Ahhhhhh, riiiiiiiight... now i am laughing.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:47 am

I used to play Skyrim,
But then i took a patch to the knee.

:cry:

This is the only good thing and the only thing funny about this thread.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:31 pm

:rofl: i got it and i am both disgusted by it and laughing hystaricly at it

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:29 am

:rofl: i got it and i am both disgusted by it and laughing hystaricly at it

That pretty much sums up my reaction also

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:44 am

Kid: "I can beat-up any of you. No matter if you are my elders." {Slight pause} "Here. I found this, though you could use it..." {Hands me a "Cure Disease" potion.}

Me: WTF, little prying twirp... stay out of my STD life.

(Not sure if that is a 1.2 patch thing... but she never gave me anything in 1.1 patch... The kid, not my wife...)

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:33 pm

Sorry, but it's not really that funny.

confess - you didn't get the punch line

No they weren't that funny but who cares. How about some concepts to mix it up too.

"Like the new Dragon feature? Good! The next patch will introduce it to Arrows so when you shoot one it'll just immediately impale you through the eye."

"they" weren't funny ?

i was a beth and elder scrolls fan for years.... WAS.... crap i want my money back...

???

"Two steps forward, one dragon backwards."

OK....

over 1,000 views, and a half dozen people got the joke? Oh well

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:38 am

Pst! I know who you are. Hail Patch 1.2!

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:34 am

The funniest thing about this topic is the article that compares the fall of the Roman Empire to a game company releasing an update for a video game that caused a few glitches! :rofl:

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:47 am

over 1,000 views, and a half dozen people got the joke? Oh well

lol more like only 3 people got it, but we are the people with good senses of humor (or very dirty minds compared to everyone else, either way, we are having the most fun :tongue: )

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:29 pm

lol more like only 3 people got it, but we are the people with good senses of humor (or very dirty minds compared to everyone else, either way, we are having the most fun :tongue: )

Well, since there are more "guests" than registered users on the forum, I figured at least that many more had got it, and then not everyone will post a reply anyway

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:13 am

From the last post by the mod that closed this thread http://www.gamesas.com/index.php?/topic/1299243-why-the-silence-bethesda/

The silence is broken guys: http://forums.bethso...ere-working-on/

I think it is actually a very good information update on their side. It is good to hear they are well aware about the issues 1.2 brought and they are patching it right away.

I hope we can all calm down now and enjoy the great game Beth has made.

Cheers
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"well aware about the issues 1.2 brought"

What about all the issues from BEFORE 1.2?

"and enjoy the great game Beth has made."

Gee, I think the whole reason for this and many other threads is because the game is unplayable.

Uldred

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:55 am

Uldred - wrong thread

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:45 am

Wasn't hilarious but it made me smile. And I feel awful as hell today, so that's an accomplishment.

My first thought on the dragon was something like, "Draconic Airshow comes to Skyrim! Watch Alduin loop the loop backwards midair! Fredas only!"

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:52 am

The joke you're trying to force might be funnier if people hadn't been making the same joke for weeks now.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:13 pm

The joke you're trying to force might be funnier if people hadn't been making the same joke for weeks now.

Really, hadn't seen any of that, and the 1.2 patch only came out 11/30 for pc

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:28 am

Ah. Love this community.

I'm so disgustingly sickminded.