Best quote ever : V

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:15 pm

Just had a dialogue option where I could ask a smith for arrows that can take down a dragon and he told me "Why of course. And will you be needing the bow that shoots raindbows? Or perhaps the quiver that dispenses beer."

Best quote ever! lol

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 2:18 am

Just had a dialogue option where I could ask a smith for arrows that can take down a dragon and he told me "Why of course. And will you be needing the bow that shoots raindbows? Or perhaps the quiver that dispenses beer."

Best quote ever! lol

There are a lot of great quotes from NPCs.

I was passing a guard and he turns to me and says, "I was thinking the other day . . . I could be the Dragonborn! I might just not know it." I so badly wanted to do a shout and knock him on his ass, but I was busy laughing.

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:04 am

Beth is back with their sixual innuendos, too.

The "Warmaiden" in Whiterun helps her father... in all sorts of ways... and she's been playing with swords since she was a little girl. (ahem)

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 3:10 am

A guard walks up to me "Psst, I know who you are, Hail Sithis" I'm in the Dark Brotherhood of course LOL.

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 4:40 am

one of my favorite moments in Skyrim/quotes isnt from me but my friend..this one girl in Whiterun when she says "Dragons, elders, men, women I'll fight anyone" she isnt (bleeping) kidding..she joined in fighting a dragon :tes: Epic..oh and AiTenshi1 your character has the most epic hair ^^

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:03 am

Beth is back with their sixual innuendos, too.

The "Warmaiden" in Whiterun helps her father... in all sorts of ways... and she's been playing with swords since she was a little girl. (ahem)

HA! Perhaps Uncle Crassius' writings have finally reached a new generation

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 2:44 am

A guard walks up to me "Psst, I know who you are, Hail Sithis" I'm in the Dark Brotherhood of course LOL.

I noticed this too, but it's only guards that notice I am an assassin for a dark cult. Yet right after he praises sithis he will arrest you if you do something that would make Sithis happy. The Sithis loving guards should try to help you out(not fight by your side of course but maybe he was looking the other way when you did something bad or maybe he gave you an extra lockpick in prison)

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 3:15 am

As I passed a guard he said in his Arnold accent, dripping with sarcasm, "Ooooh the Gods must be afraid, a woman approaches...with a weapon." I almost choked on my coffee! :rofl:

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 5:46 am

I love almost everything the Redgaurd in the Dark Brotherhood has to say, everything he says always DRIPS with sarcasm. :tes:

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 3:49 am

From Gabriella, the Dunmer Archer in the pine-forrest Sanctuary: ''I enjoy moonlit nights, seaside strolls, unicorns, and knitting. In fact, I once took a seaside stroll on a moonlit night, discovered a unicorn, and proceeded to stab it repeatedly in the throat with a crotchet needle. I am a woman of simple, yet refined tastes'' God, how i love the Dark Brotherhood

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:42 am

I laugh every time I hear this:

"Now where did I leave those spiders...?"

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:19 am

"Your killing a soft woman on her wedding day, whats next a crippled orphan in his sleep?"

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:17 am

"Werebears. Where, bears? Men who are bears?" Some random khajiit.

» Tue Dec 06, 2011 11:49 pm

"If I had a sister, I would sell her in seconds" (Don't fully remember quote but I'm talkin about that breton shopkeeper in Whiterun)
:spotted owl:

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:54 pm

I like the one sven's mom has something along the lines of "my son has the voice of a snow lark"

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:29 pm

"Werebears. Where, bears? Men who are bears?" Some random khajiit.

Thats maiq the liar

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:16 am

''If someone betrays my love, i'll beat 'em to death with there own severed hand'' Arbjorn (or something, Werewolf) Dark Brotherhood.

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:28 am

"We love you Dark Brotherhood!!"

The reaction of the orphans to the slaying of Grelod the Kind.

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 3:45 am

whatever Lucien Lachance says
I especially like the one about him stealing the eyes of a thief in Riften

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 2:31 am

the royal mage of Riften is amazingly hilarious. Everything she says. Everything.

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 7:23 am

"This is Ysgramor's soup spoon. Now, I know what your thinking; this is not a spoon, it's a fork, no one can eat soup with a fork. Well, you did not know Ysgramor."

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 2:43 am

"Do come back" from the general goods dude from Whiterun. It′s [censored] stuck on my mind, I can even hear it when I go to sleep..

yes, I have sell a LOT of [censored] to that guy.

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:29 am

A guard walks up to me "Psst, I know who you are, Hail Sithis" I'm in the Dark Brotherhood of course LOL.

That happen to me! i was like .... ''Say Whaaaaat''?

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:26 am

Some of the bad guys have some pretty amusing idle dialogue. There's a bandit one that's good, he sings this horrible off key song about a bunch of different ways to murder a guy, it's pretty funny.

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:41 am

`What′s wrong, did someone take your sweet roll? -A Whiterun guard.

For those of you who don′t understand, it′s a Fallout 3 reference.