I just spent the better part of the last half hour reformatting this 'cause the new forum layout completely destroyed my notepad. I may need to double or even triple post. Enjoy!
Wait, I'll just take a screenshot of the preview. Nevermind, I can't post the whole thing. This isn't even 1/4 of it. I
used to be able to post this.
"Go in front of her and start screaming and jumping like a blithering idiot. Works all the time."
"Wow, that was funny coloured poo."
get his bowels flushed with salt water before school.
Hitler played video games, and you saw what happened there. Stalin? Pac-man addict. Ghengis? Played a mean game of GTA, by all accounts. Nero? You guessed it.
Man, eat one can of beans and the entire planet feels it. Sorry everyone. I'm cutting down now.
You two are lucky...
The last girlfriend I met over the internet was a 300lb Mexican guy named Raul. I didn't know who Ugly Betty was so I Wikied it. I thought "how dare you call her ugly something!" But it turns out that they're a spitting image of each other.
Yeah, I think it is. When I used to work at a grocery store, I'd have fantasies of customers I didn't like getting in horrible, bloody car crashes and their children dying. I'll bet that most people are just too afraid to tell.
Why the heck is the bus driver worried about note passing? Is the school's budget so short that he's also your geography teacher, and you have lessons on the move?
People have said that meeting me after getting to know me online is awkward. I think it's odd. It's not like I'm the only person in the world who never wears pants?