Anything said by anyone who craps humour. Special mention goes to yiesmi, the hilariously irrelevant 7 foot blonde. She's huge in Hong Kong.
I have been a member on this site for a very, very long time.
Really now? I consider anyone that joined in 2005 or later to be newbies. So eat it.
And I'm pretty sure some regular from like, 2001 will rise from the dead just to put me in my place.
About 4 or 5 years ago, in MW Cheats, some young lady posted about her trials in attempting to move Mudcrab Merchant from his island to a house in Balmora. Her posts were huge and went on over a day or two, detailing all of the trials, mistakes, and desertions she went through. I can't recall who the OP was and it's long gone. :cold:
Hey! I remember that! That was a cool thread.
If I recall correctly, she finaly got it to her house and then it dissapeared overnight. Then, she caught it walking back to its island?
That was a long ass time ago.
You guys remember when 'ass' was cencored, and [censored] wasn't?
And, since we're all sharing nostalgic posts, I've got a few epic ones:
"I have a sore throat."
2000 BC: "Eat this root."
1200 AD: "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1500 AD: "That prayer is superstition, drink this elixir."
1800 AD: "That elixir is snake oil, take this pill."
1900 AD: "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."
2000 AD: "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root."
In my philosophical musings I have come to conjecture that within the vacant hollows wherein resides the metaphorical heart of our commercialized, westernized, mass-produced corporate existence lies the sublunary misconceptions which belie the maelstroms of conflict creating through agitation like sand in an oyster the pearl of knowledge whereby the psyche of mere mortals may be able to comprehend in scope the full entirety of existence despite the frailty which characterize them and look past the twisted web of deception spun by modern ideologies...
(In a thread about what to write as a senior in a yearbook, all from different people)
Don't worry about life, you're not going to survive it anyway.
"I'll be back"
"Be prepared. But not like the Boy Scouts. Like MacGuyver."
"Pithy, yet subtely significant."
"Four years of high school and I still don't have anything important to say."
"I am the Second Coming, bow to the almighty Jesus." (Only to be used if you look like Jesus. aka bearded and skinny.)
"This is the most I've written all year."