Best wife in skyrim? (That is not...)

Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 9:47 am

I'd rather marry Haelga in riften because she's a [censored].

You can find all the books of the argonian maid which is pretty much the 50 shades of gray equivalent of skyrim. You can also find shackles over her bad and some stamina potions close by It c: . Now here comes the best part, she wears a necklace of suregrip and under her bed you can find a... Horker tusk, I wonder what she uses that for...

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Sabrina Schwarz
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 7:28 pm

You need a new pair of glasses Harry..
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naome duncan
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 6:11 pm

I find hairy men attractive, such as yourself.

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Emma-Jane Merrin
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 9:21 am

I like Mjoll.I mean, blue warpaint, axe wielding, and a heart of gold? Heck yeah ^_^

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Kelly Tomlinson
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 1:47 pm

You should see Haelga from the sides. Her nose makes her look like a friggin witch :eek:

Oh btw Garrus Vakarian is Ballin!

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Annika Marziniak
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 6:32 pm

You're getting sigged. :thumbsup: Finally someone with some taste around here.. :P
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Far'ed K.G.h.m
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 8:07 am

:yuck: I know. but she looks... ok... when looking directly at her.

Garrus is a legend. :)

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Nadia Nad
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 5:00 pm


Almost dumped Kaiden for Garrus. Almost.
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Crystal Birch
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 7:59 am


She does have some problems.

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/004/6/4/adventures_in_skyrim_6_by_burhenn63-d4lac3y.jpg

Depends on whether I want a 'stay at home' wife or a adventurer companion. Those picks would be Y.... (never mind) and the Lioness.
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Deon Knight
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 7:14 pm

Ysolda.

Never ask questions you don't want to hear the answer to.

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Hella Beast
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 4:34 am

Seems reasonable. And I love the his 'n' hers matching armour :D

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kat no x
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 12:36 pm

You had a choice between Garrus, the best teammate ever, and Carth 2.0, and you stayed with Kaidan? Your devotion is admirable, but girl, did you miss out.

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..xX Vin Xx..
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 12:36 pm

Then Uthgerd the Unbroken is perfect for you ;)

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sw1ss
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 2:26 pm

Hear, hear. If she only had a ladylike walk, she'd be almost perfect. I love her commentary :)

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Chris Guerin
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 7:42 am

Seriously, what's with wanting a badass warrior woman who walks like a knockoff of Marilyn Monroe? Let them walk like fighters.
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Sarah Knight
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 8:04 pm

The Dragon Born is the best wife but lets be real here Taarie.

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Sammykins
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 7:12 am

ha exactly....do you seriously expect a lioness to prance about like a pvssycat? :tongue:

I love my Mjoll

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Sheeva
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:54 pm

Worth noting that, while Viola Giordano is a rather plain and haggard-looking woman with an unpleasant personality, her house rivals Hjerim for size. Something to think about...
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Angelina Mayo
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 1:08 pm

Nazeem. Unfortunately, she's not yours.

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Mélida Brunet
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 8:51 am

Muiri.

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Veronica Flores
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 6:45 pm

Can't say I've ever noticed a difference in the way female characters walk. It's nowhere near the most important things marriage-wise. In fact, it's just behind personality :wink:

A really underrated beauty, sadly unmarriageable in vanilla, is Abelone of the Windpeak Inn, Dawnstar.

Behold, the face of true bravery.

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Kevin S
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 7:18 pm

In my opinion, the spouse system is just bad.

I use my wife for gold.

She accumulates a lot.

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gary lee
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 6:05 pm

I said the same thing about not caring. I thought it was here, but I guess not. Lets see:

There we go. People can be really shallow.

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Dagan Wilkin
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 11:49 am



She would be at the top if the list if she wouldnt always comment on thanking you for helping her with her problem.
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Guinevere Wood
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 12:24 pm

No-one has any love for Camilla Valerius? :(

She's cute, bakes awesome meals, and if you move away from Riverwood she sets up her own shop and you can unload your loot on her :) Plus, it's fun to imagine Faendal and Sven's mutual disappointment...

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