Best wife in skyrim? (That is not...)

Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 4:40 am

Best wife in skyrim, EXLUDING: "Aela, Ysolda and sylgia" And please don't take the brat from the college of winterhold or Illia.

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Arrogant SId
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 4:34 am

:stare:

I don't have any recommendations to a person with such bad taste.

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tegan fiamengo
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 4:17 pm

What? Why are they excluded? Any particular reason?

Anyway, Ysolda is indeed one of my preferred choices, but I have no qualms about going with Jordis the Sword-Maiden.

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Sxc-Mary
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 8:16 am

Anwen from the Temple of Dibella because she is snarky but (per religious tradition) doubtless pretty awesome at, erm, giving the Lover's Comfort bonus. She also doesn't lose her personality after marriage. She's not a follower, though, which is a crying shame. Current character might marry Jenassa, although I'm not sure whether she's one of the ones who becomes an utter drip after the temple... Also, Illia is gorgeous :wub: whatever could be wrong with her?

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Gaelle Courant
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 7:17 am

It stands to reason that the reason those options are common are because people like them. Excluding them sort of defeats the purpose of "The best wife in Skyrim" question.

I like Mjoll.

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Samantha Mitchell
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 6:45 pm

Tried her once, nevur agin. She's so rude, like the dark elf guy that runs the general goods store in windhelm

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Reven Lord
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 6:03 am

I chose not to pick them because they are highly overrated.

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stevie trent
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 1:19 pm

Rather that than turning a badass into a simpering little girl, "oh, my love, you are so awesome and amazing and I'm apparently going to forget about all my fighting background and adventures with you!" Blee.

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Samantha Mitchell
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 9:46 am

Ysolda is pure housewife material, and Aela is a badass. They're perfectly rated.

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Kelvin
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 2:27 pm

My only character that has really married was my orc. He married Borgakh the Steelheart and she's awesome.

Borgakh doesn't have this problem. She says, "Conquer your enemies, my love." Definitely still an orc :D.

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Damian Parsons
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 9:06 am

Oooh! I do like her, plus I like freeing her from her obligation to marry some icky man. Currently hanging out with Ghorbash, Jenassa, Teldryn Sero and Vigilance, but I think Ghorbash and Teldryn will be taking a break soon. My Dunmer's actually half-Orc (on her father's side, obv) so she does have a certain interest in the big, green, toothy ones...

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Benji
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 4:58 pm

Taarie

Shahvee

Viola Giordano

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noa zarfati
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:45 am

Uthgerd The Unbroken is a straight up bad-ass, she may be an accidental child killer, she may spend all of her free time drinking mead solemnly on her own, and she may occasionally bludgeon someones face in with her steel-plate gauntlets. But she's got a good heart nevertheless I say.

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gemma
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 1:24 pm

i choose aela the huntress shes preety awesome and badass

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kat no x
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 7:11 pm

Being that my current character is married to Sylgia and i cant say her, Im going to say Jordis and Senna, and not necessarily in that order.
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Soph
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 1:15 pm

If you want a pure housewife, then Ysolda.

If you want a badass wife, Mjoll.

I wish you could marry Serana :( she's the greatest. Since I can't marry her, I just have her follow me on most of my quests and pretend we're like friends with benefits or something lol XD

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CArla HOlbert
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 11:04 am

Elisif! She's an absolute beaut. :wub:

Oh.. I thought you meant the best wife that isn't a wife, lol.. In that case I don't have one, I guess Sylgia because she's hot.
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Chloé
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 4:50 pm

I'm just gonna go ahead and say Aela anyway. Why?

Because :tongue: That's why.

Besides Aela, I'd go Mjoll or Ysolda. People I wish I could marry are Frea and Svidi, aka Lynly Star-Sung.

:yuck: I'd rather marry Maven.

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oliver klosoff
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:24 pm


I bet Elisif is as clueless in the bedroom as she is on the throne :tongue:
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jasminε
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 1:45 pm

Hahaha, maybe, maybe not. Torygg sure was occupied by her.

Still, that was a burn, none the less. :flame: :flamed:

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Danielle Brown
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 7:36 am

Gotta say, there is something about Mjoll that makes her one big attractive hunk of meat for me. I seriously can't tell what it is....
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laila hassan
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 5:29 pm

She's even hotter in ancient Nordic. She's just a badass chick.

edit: Plus dat accent.

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Lillian Cawfield
 
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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 7:52 pm

"Hey guys! What's your favourite colour? Don't say Blue, Red, Yellow, or Purple though."

:dry:

I'd say Mjoll, then.

By the way, "Ilia" is Latin for crotch. No wonder she's unpopular...

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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 1:07 pm

looking at her face when directly faceing her she looks good but if you stand to a side, her face just looks... scary.

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Post » Sat Mar 22, 2014 5:58 pm

If elisif is a beaut then female Sloads are goddesses.

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