» Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:53 am
I want to be included as an npc too. I want to be a crazy Nord or Dunmer male named Old Fife who either stands next to a small pond all day or sits in a boat in a small pond all day. His greeting would be, "What'cha doin in my waters..." And then his reply to every other topic would be, "You ever drunk mead from a shoe?" The only clothing he would have on would be some common shoes, a fur helmet, and a unique un-enchanted necklace that does absolutely nothing called Wiener of the Infinite, plus the default loincloth thingy that hides his privates. He would carry a unique rusty iron sword called Sword of the Funk that does 10 damage to the users stamina per strike and In his inventory there would be 1741(year Benedict Arnold was born) gold pieces, three bottles of Skooma, and note that says "Remember the boat times..."
Make it happen Bethesda...