Better is a Better Word: The Lynpan March

Post » Mon May 07, 2012 3:56 pm

The Lynpan March

If there is one noble thing to have come out of the true Empress' brief reign, it is surely her (somewhat indirect) displacement of the Lynpan March from the land of the Great Apes. Perhaps "noble" is the wrong word; "better" is the better word.

While falconeering in the deeps of Valenwood atop her equine brother and with a train of tree-mimes and vatgrown dwarf-sized versions of other favorite relatives behind her, the hoary monstrosity called King-Dead Wolf-Deer attacked. Perhaps "attacked" is the wrong word; "sought to rejoin them, thinking they were all a vision of his ages-ago Wild Hunt". In any case, the monster's display of brotherhood was frighteningly loud and led to some casualties, including the Court's Royal Vine-Mime, Magpie O'Middlepants, who was trampled to death by the spooked Uriel VI, an uncounted number of uncleculi, and Her Majesty's favorite falcon, Crow.

Soon, the bone-arrows of the feral greensaps pelted everyone present, completely freaked out about the return of King-Dead Wolf-Deer. However, since the Meat Mandated Bosmer really weren't all that hungry, and quite unsure that their stomachs could even house their antediluvial redcapped cousin, they used arrows tiny enough to be more annoyance than fatal, fashioned from robins. All their harrying did was cause more confusion and panic and to bring out the Great Apes, who brought their own rather questionable projectiles to the battle.

At the end, the spirit of Crow the falcon was sent up and out at the Empress' order to summon Kynareth's rains. Morihatha, at this point, was picking out robin-bones from her velvets and tossing away her Imga-leavings-laden wig, all while keeping her brother from galloping out from under her, yelling obscenities that King-Dead Wolf-Deer had not heard since Old Borgas' time. The Maiden of Rains sent a torrential downpour at the Imperial Order. The Lynpan March was washed away entirely, sliding to whereabouts unknown. Hopefully, the Elder Lord of Teeth and Twenty Antlers will trouble us no more, as there were no recorded survivors.

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/ladynerevar/t0/moriequestrial.jpg As for Crow the falcon, his sacrifice at Lynpan March was made manifest in kothringilet metals, and his aspect watches over a row of hedge-heads of Green Emperor Road, giving much pride to those living birds that allow their regal-ghosts to parrot some manner of speech.
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 4:21 pm

who brought their own rather questionable projectiles to the battle.
heheh

On a side note, Deer-Wolf is my given Hebrew name.

And thanks for another fun read!
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 7:46 pm

For a moment, I shuddered at the sight of another cringe-inspiring fan creation in the Lore Forum. But shortly thereafter, a smile.
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Post » Tue May 08, 2012 1:37 am

For a moment, I shuddered at the sight of another cringe-inspiring fan creation in the Lore Forum. But shortly thereafter, a smile.
Such words should be directed at the author and not at no one.
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 4:06 pm

I really loved this. Thank you!
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 8:35 pm

I really loved this. Thank you!

Thanks. It's one of my favorites because it is So Effin Dumb.
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Post » Tue May 08, 2012 1:36 am

Thanks. It's one of my favorites because it is So Effin Dumb.

It made me chuckle and it didn't hurt that it was set in my favorite province and it had King-Dead Wolf-Dear in it. I love the picture of him in the Pocket Guide.
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 4:06 pm

Thanks. It's one of my favorites because it is So Effin Dumb.
Dumb things can often be the most profound, but not this time. Just good 'ol fashioned poo slinging and slapstick simplicity.
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 8:59 pm

While falconeering in the deeps of Valenwood atop her equine brother and with a train of tree-mimes and vatgrown dwarf-sized versions of other favorite relatives behind her, the hoary monstrosity called King-Dead Wolf-Deer attacked. Perhaps "attacked" is the wrong word; "sought to rejoin them, thinking they were all a vision of his ages-ago Wild Hunt". In any case, the monster's display of brotherhood was frighteningly loud and led to some casualties, including the Court's Royal Vine-Mime, Magpie O'Middlepants, who was trampled to death by the spooked Uriel VI, an uncounted number of uncleculi, and Her Majesty's favorite falcon, Crow.
First of all, "uncleculi" - fantastic word.

Secondly, "atop her equine brother" & "who was trampled to death by the spooked Uriel VI" - Uriel VI, the half-brother of Morihatha, was according to official history killed falling of a horse. What the heck actually happened to him?
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Post » Tue May 08, 2012 3:31 am

What the heck actually happened to him?

A story worthy of Apuleius' stylus.
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 3:27 pm

Better is a better revelation. Monkey link established in OP. Know the truth. Jagar was only the most famous of the Imperial Simulacrum scam artists.
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 6:27 pm

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/ladynerevar/t0/moriequestrial.jpg As for Crow the falcon, his sacrifice at Lynpan March was made manifest in kothringilet metals, and his aspect watches over a row of hedge-heads of Green Emperor Road, giving much pride to those living birds that allow their regal-ghosts to parrot some manner of speech.
Ha! That expression on her face, I love it.
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 5:22 pm

Queen Morihatha crossing the Alps :laugh:
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 6:31 pm

Sadly, His Majesty was not nearly as pleased, and the artist was forcibly sent to an underwater expedition to Black Marsh shortly after the portrait's completion. It should be noted that the artist in question was not a waterbreather.

We thank you in her stead.
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 4:00 pm

Oh lordie this is so awesome.

All their harrying did was cause more confusion and panic and to bring out the Great Apes, who brought their own rather questionable projectiles to the battle.


Made by day.

Also, Lady N, it that one of your drawings? Your name is in the URL.
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Post » Tue May 08, 2012 1:25 am

Sadly, His Majesty was not nearly as pleased, and the artist was forcibly sent to an underwater expedition to Black Marsh shortly after the portrait's completion. It should be noted that the artist in question was not a waterbreather.

We thank you in her stead.
Awesome drawing! Was His Majesty, Queen Morihatha insane, or did all Emperors once travel by "horseback"?
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 8:41 pm

Sneaked around and snipped at that URL, and the rest of the drawings in that gallery are equally awesome. The... space-suits? are particularly inspired.
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Post » Tue May 08, 2012 2:31 am

Sneaked around and snipped at that URL, and the rest of the drawings in that gallery are equally awesome. The... space-suits? are particularly inspired.

just did that, some pretty cool stuff in there

also i like the silly stuff, remind me never to pick a fight with great apes and their questionable projectiles
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Post » Tue May 08, 2012 12:07 am

Sneaked around and snipped at that URL, and the rest of the drawings in that gallery are equally awesome. The... space-suits? are particularly inspired.
Hah, thanks. I think the finished pieces on there have already been released, the rest are sketches, wips, and ideas that didn't make it. If you looked even further back into the gallery, it's random stuff from way back.

Also, Lady N, it that one of your drawings? Your name is in the URL.
Yep.
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 4:39 pm

I like the reference to Napoleon.
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 6:22 pm

I think it's clear that something strange was going on during Empress Morihatha's reign. I'm just trying to figure out how moon colonies, the Dragon Break, Cathnoquey, imaginary underwater kingdoms, and Nordic legends fit into all this.
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 3:57 pm

The equestrian double-portrait is frankly inspired, Lady N. Bravo. I think I snorted out half a can of Coke laughing at that.
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 3:39 pm

Is it an apporpriate response that I'm scared after reading this?
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Post » Tue May 08, 2012 3:52 am

Is it an apporpriate response that I'm scared after reading this?

I pray to God that I never have to go into any empresse's service as a horseman... the thought of carrying her while fleeing from... flying browns... is enough to make me cringe.
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