Chapter IWelcome to Seyda NeenFrom Ienas Verothan's diaryI am writing this in a dirty three-storey barrack house in the little port town the locals call Seyda Neen. I've been told that once this place was a cozy tradehouse/inn, before it was "refitted" and "fixed up". Now it's a monster of a building. From outside, it looks very much like a box with windows, made out of stone and wood. From inside it's even worse: it's dark, smelly and very, very dirty. The spiderwebs in the corners look like they've been collecting dust for eons, the tableclothes have sometimes been red or something - now they're black, although on some there are still some desperate patches of gray that are still struggling to survive. The glasses themselves are, well... not very appetite-arousing - which is not necessarily a bad thing; I couldn't afford a decent meal anyway - and the bar counter has several cuts and holes, like somebody's been cutting it with a knife. And given the condition of the knives, the theory isn't necessarily exaggeration.
So, I was wondering about these things and why doesn't the place's owner keep things in order to the chap sitting at my table. Well, he shared his wisdom by telling me that places like this aren't privately owned, but are ran by the government. And as all restaurants, bars, inns and diners are also owned by the government, anywhere people eat, it's income for House Dagoth, so it's pointless to spend taxpayers' gold on something as pointless as general d?cor.
I didn't inquire about "House Dagoth" - although I had no idea that such a House existed -, I simply assumed they're the ones who rule now.
As I wrote earlier, I'm writing this in this so-called "Portside Inn". Yes, the place is called that. I checked three times, and am still in doubt. Yes, it's near the harbour, but this has never seen an inn in its life. Anyway, I'm sitting in a dark corner, at a knife-scarred table illuminated only by a small red candle. From my vantage point I can see everything that's going on. Two soldiers, one clad in the red-black rig I saw on the customs guard, and the other in tan-colored, heavier-looking armor, are complaining about their ales' cost. The bartender eyes them darkly and tells them to take their complaints to Endus (whoever that is - my briefing would've been really inadequate, if I had any). Now the tan-clad troop elbows the other and declares loudly that "Eno would lose his job freakin' quick if he had a nasty word with Endus". Eno snorts and says that "Endus is playing a queer game if he pays the Sixth soldiers less than is the cost of an ale". Then he looks around and says to his colleague that "the guy at that table looks rich. He can pay our ales". His buddy guffaws loudly and walks to the victim, his thumbs in his belt. Casually, he cuffs the unfortunate fellow's head so that it slams into the plate of hot soup he was eating. At least it seems to be hot, as the poor lad let out a muffled cry of pain as his face submerged in the plate. The guard pressed his head in the dish for three seconds, then grabbed his har and pulled his face out. The
victim gasped for breath, his eyes half-closed, the whole face red. The guard now levels his face with the other's and asks mock-kindly:
"Oh dear sir, would you donate to the thirsty soldiers' fund?", then searches the fellow's pockets and puts his coins on the counter.
"Here, look," he says to the bartender, "he paid for us!" The tender just shrugs and takes the money. Then the black-clad soldier - Eno - says casually:
"But he was so kind. Maybe we should help him out?" and inclines his head towards a window. He seems much more disciplined than the other troop. Maybe he's of higher rank, and the armor indicates that? The other soldier, of course, clutches his belly, he laughs so hard.
During this, the unfortunate victim has struggled to his feet and started towards the door. Eno takes his arm and says, "No-hoo, this way," and leads him to the window. There the two soldiers catch him and throw him out. I hear a scream and a wet thud. Apparently the poor fellow found a wet landing site...
Ienas closed his diary and stood up. Now is the time we meet him in earnest. He's a Dark Elf of average height and build, with nothing really remarkable except his hair. It's shoulder-long, curly and totally white, which is highly irregular for Dunmer: their hair doesn't gray even as they get old. He was once caught in an accident in an
alchemical laboratory: they were mixing an extremely volatile mixture, and of course - as everything that actually can go wrong, goes - it blew up. Ienas's face was burned totally, and for some strange reason, his hair became white. His face looks like he's constantly suspicious: his mouth is a thin line and his eyebrows are low above the nose.
The two thugs were busy looking out of the window and laughing, so he didn't expect trouble on his way out. Outside he saw the unfortunate robbed elf. He was lying on a cart of vegetables of some kind. Considering the wet sound the impact had made, they weren't very fresh. Another man was helping him get up. Ienas frowned as he caught a few words of the conversation. Where had he heard that voice?
"Aaaah, no, it hurts, hurts, hur- AAAaahh!" Thus says the victim.
"Relax, you're alive," says the man with the familiar voice. "Can you move your legs?
"No, it- aah- it hurts!"
"W-hell..." Here Ienas saw some blue light at the two figures' direction.
"Well, better now?"
"Bet- yes, much better. What did you-"
"Nevermind. Here. Take these coins. Maybe they're enough to cover your loss."
Ienas was taken aback. Such courtesy! Here! Not did this guy only help the victim up, but even gave him of his own money!
Then the donating Dunmer turned around and Ienas saw his face. With the sight, he gasped. With the gasp, the other smirked. It was the sad-looking guy from the ship.
"Fancy meeting you here, Verothan," he said.
"How- how did you now my name?" Ienas asked, his voice amazed. "How did they let you land?"
He shrugged. "Common sense."
"What is?"
"What's not? See you around, outlander."
Ienas started forward, startled, as the other turned around and started to go away - "Hey, wait!" - but the other waved his hand, and for a second Ienas found himself blinded by a bright green light. Cursing, he slapped his eyes, muttering all the time how "those damn rude foreigners have to learn manners". When he managed to blink the light away, he noticed - to his not very modest surprise - that Sad Lad had left. For a moment, he just stood there,
contemplating the impossibility of someone just vanishing into the air.
Spell? Recall? Intervention? What the hell?Ienas looked around, seeking for anyone else who might have spotted the strange phenomenon, but nobody, absolutely nobody seemed to have noticed, which was odd, as the town seemed really a place where a flu would count as big news. Hell, there was even a tramp sitting three meters from him, his back to a wall, and even he seemed oblivious to the disappearance of the charitable elf. He didn't dare to ask the bypassers if they had noticed anything; they'd think he was insane. But the feeling gnawing in him was even worse: if he was the only one who had seen this... event, then he most likely was insane.
Hey, relax, Ienas, he thought.
Insane people never doubt their sanity. So you're at least marginally sane.Comforted by his indomitable reasoning, Ienas went to ask a guard about means of transportation to a town called Balmora - and if there even was anything like it in an hour so late. He was told that a "silt strider" - whatever the hell that was - would be the only choice besides walking on foot. He was given the direction to the port, and so he found it. The port was just a small elevated wooden pier-like construct on the top of a hill outside the town. A sleepy Dunmer female was sitting there on a small wooden chair, head bobbing as she dozed. Ienas approached her.
"Excuse me..."
No reaction.
"Eh, madam?" He grabbed the woman's shoulder and shook it gently. Suddenly she snapped wide awake, startled.
"Aren't you getting your hands off me!" She yelled.
Ienas almost got scared of the woman's thunderous reaction. "I- I'm sorry-"
"You s'wit scared the [censored] out of me! Coming like that, in the middle of the night!"
"I already said I'm sorry," snarled Ienas. He was getting annoyed by the woman's screaming, and, after all, he had
much better things to do. "I'd like to kn-"
"Next strider leaves at dawn."
"Ah. Oh, okay. Thanks."
Ienas walked away from the port, his mood darkening. At dawn; that meant he was stuck in this mudhole for at least five hours. Brooding, he walked back to the sad excuse of an inn and entered. Earlier, he had been on the bottom floor of the blockhouse. Now he walked up the stairs (the really squeaky ones) to the topmost floor to see if the thing was more bearable there. It wasn't: although there were no bullying soldiers there, the place was filled with drunks and other noisy parasites that tended to flood places with alcohol.
Apparently only soldiers couldn't afford enough ale.
Ienas walked to the counter and sat down on one of the high chairs opposite of it. Beside him sat a fat Dunmer, one that you wouldn't hold up as a good example of the Elven race. He bellowed to the bartender that he wanted a drink "hella fast". He got it, all right, but as soon as he paid it a loud cry was heard from behind them:
"HEY! Gidar's buying his drink with OUR money!"
There was a hiss of air, and a knife hit the counter five centimeters from the fat man's left hand. He roared a curse and wrenched himself up from the chair, drawing a knife of his own from inside his shirt. As he left to begin another of the numerous fights in the area, Ienas glanced at his drink. Normally he would have left it there; but
he was annoyed, angry and, worst of all, thirsty. He couldn't afford a drink of his own, so he took it and left to a table in the corner. He doubted that Gidar or his foes would mind.
He tasted the drink. It was remarkably akin to western beer, but it tasted more... natural, that was the only word he could think of. Like it was made of freshly picked ingredients. It was stronger, too. Surprisingly good for a place like this. He drank and drank, until there was nothing but him and the glass. He had never been much the drinker, and so the single glass of beverage was enough to make him feel sleepy. The fact that he hadn't slept well in twelve hours helped, too.
When he awoke, a cold, pale light was upon him. He rose slowly from the table, blinked a few times and yawned mightily, stretching so that his joints cracked. As his gaze focused, he saw that there was a woman standing in front of his table. A woman wearing a startlingly short skirt and a loose tunic. Both garments were old and dirty. She had no shoes, and her hair was a messy, black mane that looked like the nest of some animal. Ienas said stupidly, "Uh, can I help you?", his eyes still in slight defocus.
The woman laughed mirthlessly. "You help me? Oh, no, darling. It's you who needs my help here."
Her voice was low but still reedy, and it made his neck bristle. It was like the thought of fingernails being scratched on bare rock. "What do you mean?" he asked, although he was quite sure.
"Oh, you've had a rough night, darling. I bet you would enjoy waking up in the company of a woman." She leaned forward so that Ienas could have a glimpse oh her briasts, which were in plain view through the neck of her tunic. "A nice... woman."
There were whistles and calls from another table. Obviously they wanted to get the attention of the "nice woman", but she ignored them. Ienas knew that he was pretty striking, with his white hair and grim-looking features. However, he wasn't interested in the woman, and, unlike so many, could keep to his wits in female company.
"Sorry, miss, but not interested. Find another customer."
The prosttute smirked and stretched. "Oh, you'd regret that."
"No, I won't. Now get out of my way. I need to catch the silt strider."
"Oh, you wanna do it on the strider? Nice; that'd be a novelty..."
Ienas had had enough. "Turn, buzz off and belt up, [censored]! I'm in a hurry." He rose from his chair and a grin spread on his face. He couldn't resist adding: "Besides, I wouldn't do you even if you paid me. So goodbye."
The woman was aghast. "How dare you?! HOW DARE YOU?!" She slapped him on the cheek and spat on his shirt. Then it was Ienas's turn to go mad. He took the now empty glass and hit her head with it, splintering it into approximately two hundred little fragments. The prosttute shrieked, went limp on the floor, moaning in pain and anger. Breathing hard, Ienas looked up. The whole bar was gaping at him, completely silent.
He saluted and exited the blockhouse, running to catch the departing silt strider.