"Athlain! You rat! How could you just sneak off like that? We thought the Telvanni had grabbed you for some strange ritual."
At a withering look from older sister Cai, she mumbled,
"Well, some of us thought so."
My youngest sister had an unhealthy appetite for the more lurid sort of romances, the ones filled with heaving bosoms, stalwart heroes- and evil Telvanni wizards. Taking advantage of Mae's momentary silence, Cai jumped in, cooing
"Oh your armor is just gorgeous! All the Redoran boys will be so jealous."
Mae recovered from her fleeting embarrassment and chimed in: "Especially since the Temple doesn't recruit Buoyant Armigers anymore."
Cai picked up the thread again: "Not that they'll admit it- they'll just pretend that the Legion's for brainless, muscle-bound lummoxes."
After a thoughtful pause, she added,
"Not that you're one of those. Muscle-bound, I mean."
I had almost forgotten how the two of them completed each others' sentences and how they worked together against a hapless victim- usually me. Sometimes, they could be a real trial, but just now, I didn't mind at all. Not even when they begin to bombard me with questions:
"So, is it exciting? Have you rescued any elven princesses or fought hordes of Nord pirates? Did you get hurt? Is that why you're home?"
They eyed me critically, taking in my complete complement of arms, legs, eyes, and ears. Somewhat disappointed, Cai complained:
"Hmm. You don't have any visible scars. Scars can be so interesting. Did you get a tattoo?"
I couldn't help but laugh at their hopeful expressions and jumped up to sweep them into a hug.
"And 'hello' to you, too, Large Nuisance and Smaller Nuisance. How have you been?"
I released them and subjected both to the same sort of scrutiny they had given me.
"Well, neither of you has any new scars. Did you get any tattoos?"
Even Mother burst into unrestrained laughter at that, and we all sat down to recover our breath. The hours that followed were wonderful and all too quickly over. As it got on toward evening, I began to feel somewhat restless to go to Ald'ruhn and see Louis Beauchamp. Mother, ever alert to such things, saw my fidgeting and brought the impromptu reunion to a close.
"Caia, Maesa, I believe you have lessons to complete?"
My sisters' usual rapid-fire pvssyr came to a full stop as they endeavored to appear completely innocent, a sure sign that they were up to something. Cai made the first attempt:
"Lessons? We?um, that is I?."
Mae jumped into the breach: "We finished up at school. All of it."
Her triumphant smile lasted only as long as it took Mother to reply,
"Splendid! That will give me more time to look over your work."
The would-be partners in crime exchanged a glance and then shrugged. They were caught and they knew it. Mae stuck her tongue out at me and complained,
"It's Athlain's fault. If the sneaky rat hadn't showed up unexpectedly, we would have had time to come up with a better story. I mean time to finish our work."
She went back to trying to look angelic. Mother did not relent, saying,
"I'm sure I know what you mean. And I imagine your brother wants to go into Ald'ruhn and see some old friends."
As identical crafty expressions appeared on Cai and Mae's faces, she added,
"And I am quite certain he can find his way without assistance; the town hasn't moved in the last few months. And I am also certain that whatever you might have left at school will keep until tomorrow."
Having established her authority again, she softened the blow:
"Besides, I need you two to help me plan the party."
That got their attention. Even though I was supposed to be the guest of honor, I was soon as forgotten as last year's Winter Fest gift. Smiling, I silently withdrew. Tiber Septim himself had never planned a campaign as carefully as my mother planned a party. Ald'ruhn would likely never be the same.