Lets break it down:

Troll Fat:
Boiled Creme Treat - 2 grams
Sweet Roll - 8 grams

Salt Pile:
Boiled Creme Treat - 3 grams
Sweet Roll - 26 grams

Moon Sugar:
Boiled Creme Treat - 1 gram
Sweet Roll - 612 grams

Small Antlers:
Boiled Creme Treat - 4
Sweet Roll - 1


As you can see, Creme Treats win in every catagory. Get off the sweet rolls, guys. Get help for your addiction.