Mr.Boom stands infront of a camera.

"Hello all. I would like to thank you for reading my fanfictions and taking the time for ro-"

A giant horse gets in the cameras way, the camera man growling.

"Cut, cut!"

Mr.Boom blinks at the horse ,"Uh, excuse me. Can you move? Im trying to send a message to my viewers."

The powered armored guy from The True Tale of The Lone Wanderer jumps off.


"Lawl noes. Ur vry gay! lolololol!"

Mr.Boom and the camera man just stand there.

Mr.Boom sighs, "Yeh, he's right."

A black leather jacket man walks up, "Im Richard Greeves..."

Mr.Boom blinks, "Uh? Cool?" he scratches his head, wondering why all his creations are popping up out of no where and ruining his thank-you video.

"Im, Richard Greeves." Richard says again, just staring at Mr.Boom.

"Look, guys. Can you let me and the camera guy finish this. Please?"

Richard stares at Mr.Boom some more, "Im. Richard. GREEVES!" he smacks Mr.Boom before running off, the Power Armored man following.

"Lololol you look like Max Payne Lawl!"


[[Meanwhile, in some other land, far far away!]]

Blackhand 4 and Alasar sit at a table.

"Man. No one loves me! Should I leave the forums? Should I, should I! NO! I will say that I am my brother and that.. .that.. I was sent to Boot Camp! YES! A perfect plan!"

Alasar blinks, "Um... Who are you again? Wait... aren't you and Boom the same freaking guy?"

"NOOOO! Thats a rumor, I swear it is!"

Alasar sighs, cutting himself.

"Why are you doing that?"

"Because Mr.Boom wont continue my freaking series!"

"Why?"

"Because he plays to much Xbox and likes Bloodred Moon to much?"


"Why?"

"Because... there better then me?"

"Why?"

"I dont know dammit! Why do you still exist!"

Jerek, the crazy serial killer from Lands of Madness walks up.

"Im Jerek..."

Alasar blinks, "What... the.. hell!"

[[End of part 1.]]




So basically, this is just me making fun of myself for a bit. This isn't really a fanfiction, just a two part parody.

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As you can probably tell by my rank,I haven't been a part of this forum for that long. So please dont take offense when I say,"WHO THE HELL ARE YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!" :swear:





HOLY [censored]!!!!!!!!!!!! Is that my rank!!!!!!!!(Double-checked rank 30 seconds ago) I didn't know I was that high! :hehe:

I believe he used to be Blackhand4, a name quite a few people over in TES, and maybe here would probably recognize. Heh, amusing little fic here...

Ehh. Maybe my sense of humor is broken, but I don't get it.

I'm not sure if it's really meant to be funny. I think it's just him mocking himself.

Part 2 is going to be... crazy. Thats all I will say.

OMG...

Its Mr.Booms freaking Fourth of July Special!!!

LOLCATS!

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(The following is sort of a reference to a scene that I havent done yet in Alasar in Morrowind. I completed it, but the power happened to go out...)
Alasar walks up to Arrile in his tradehouse.

"Heya, Arrile."

Arrile looks up, "Oh no... not you again! No no no this isn't happening!"

"Shh, shh... how is Her-scar Flat-float doing?"


"How many times must I tell you, his name is Hrisskar Flatfoot! FLATFOOT!"

Alasar nodded. "Got it. Her-scar Flat-float. So anyways, whatcha doing.'

"Runing a store..."

"Why?"

"Because i need the money."

"Why?"

"So that I can buy stuff?"

"Why?"

"So I can live?"

"Why?"

"Because.. DAMMIT ALASAR! What do you want!"

"I just wanted to say hi to a ol-"

Suddenly, the wall blew up, three people standing near it being killed in the blast! A powered armored man with a pointy hat walks in, carrying ALOT of Fireworks. He starts hopping up and down.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! My name, is like, Firework boy!"

Alasar and Arrile look at him, "Uh... dude, you just killed like, three people."

"Did not!" he says, many people coming down to see what the commotion was.

Just then, the Power Armored Figure from The True Story of the Lone Wanderer walks up, a minigun in his hand.

"Lawls, allurbase r belng 2 us!" he says, moving the Minigun around wildly. The crowd stared in wonder at it, Firework Boy running around and rambling nonsense.

One of the floorboards popped out, Richard Greeve's head moving up, "Im... Richard Greeves!" he slowly moved back down. A spider crawled on somones shoulder in the crowd.

"Omg spydurs!" the power armored man said, squeezing the trigger of his Minigun and beginning to shoot the crowd wildly, "Lawls eye pwn!"

THe crowd runs around screaming, Firework Man lighting himself on fire.

"Good bye cruel wo-" :nuke:


Have a good Fourth of July.... or else.

Should I be scared, worried, or enjoyed?

Or slightly intimidated

Have a good Fourth of July.... or else.

:rolleyes:

Haha Blackhand 4, *sigh* memories.....

Hm, I like it.

But that might just be my twisted sense of humour at work again.

The powered armored guy from The True Tale of The Lone Wanderer is my favourite so far... just thought you'd like to know...

:mellow: OK? Fallout Fan Fiction?

Haha, kind of funny, I enjoyed it a bit, good work for taking the time to do that! :goodjob:

I found this and his other one that was a compleate joke funny.

Heh thanks. Im not a very good comedian, I know. But I like to give it a shot every now and then. I have a rather joke-fanfiction planned for Elderscrolls about the East Empire Trading Company. -shrug- We will see if I ever get back to Alasar.

Not a very good comedian? WTF, your a great comedian! That was funnyz.

One of the floorboards popped out, Richard Greeve's head moving up, "Im... Richard Greeves!" he slowly moved back down. A spider crawled on somones shoulder in the crowd.

"Omg spydurs!" the power armored man said, squeezing the trigger of his Minigun and beginning to shoot the crowd wildly, "Lawls eye pwn!"

^^^

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:lmao:

I agree.

I'm.....Richard Greeves.....


:rofl: