Bosmer Talk

Post » Mon Mar 10, 2014 3:21 am

MORE MEAT FOR ME!

I HAVE THE PRETTEIST MEAL BYCYCLE

umm ahhh alll of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFiTU4br394#aid=P-ZHg3hIL8I

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Erich Lendermon
 
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Post » Mon Mar 10, 2014 10:11 am

Yessss. Especially since Bosmer are often seen as odd or quirky by other races, it makes it all the more unnerving to think that yes, they are capable at warfare, and if you die, they'll eat your corpse.

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Steven Hardman
 
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Post » Mon Mar 10, 2014 10:20 am

I can't help but think of this scene from Dragonheart when i think of hungry bosmer's http://www.hulu.com/watch/41308

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herrade
 
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Post » Sun Mar 09, 2014 9:43 pm

i guess it also depends on how much you care that they ARE eating your corpse. i mean, maybe i wouldn't mind too much seeing as how i am dead

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Khamaji Taylor
 
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Post » Mon Mar 10, 2014 11:12 am

It also explains why they are so humble, lax, and show no desire for conquest. They know the consequence of warfare...

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Robert Jr
 
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Post » Mon Mar 10, 2014 11:04 am

that is hilarious lolol

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clelia vega
 
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Post » Mon Mar 10, 2014 3:00 am

I imagine a lot of people would see it as desecration, seeing how some (many? all?) of the races have specific burial rituals. Imagine being the guy to tell your best war-buddies widow that she can't bury her husband, cause the elves ate him :P

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Rachel Hall
 
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Post » Mon Mar 10, 2014 1:17 am

hahahahaha. you're right. it would totally be desecration, but that's for everyone else to worry about :P

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lillian luna
 
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Post » Mon Mar 10, 2014 1:23 am

But but khajit fry up so nicely, well you've got to skin them first of course all that fur blech. But once you do all that lean meat /drools.

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Andrea P
 
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Post » Mon Mar 10, 2014 1:02 am

Maybe the Khajiit know how tasty they are, and that's why the aligned with the Bosmer... :blink:

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jess hughes
 
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Post » Sun Mar 09, 2014 11:20 pm

It would depend on the beliefs of you opponent. There are certain rituals people do with the dead to ensure a smooth transition to the afterlife i.e. bury. So not only would we kill them and eat them, but no body to bury would sentence them to eternity in hell or purgatory. That could be hella traumatizing depending on the individual.

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Damned_Queen
 
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Post » Mon Mar 10, 2014 10:40 am

Yep! Actually I think Bosmer also eat their own dead? Funeral and a banquet or something

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Kelsey Anna Farley
 
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Post » Mon Mar 10, 2014 3:36 am

T_T the queen.... she just doesn't understand the altmer never willl T_T you've never had a feast until you've had turposjit possum inside a turkey inside of a khajit with some maomer meat brew ah that hits the spot.

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Charlotte Henderson
 
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Post » Sun Mar 09, 2014 11:44 pm

This ones blood is 20% moon sugar, 50% Skooma, and 8% lycathopy. Khajiit is sure that there is some cat in there

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jess hughes
 
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Post » Sun Mar 09, 2014 10:26 pm


But it's oh so delicious.
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Adam Kriner
 
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Post » Mon Mar 10, 2014 7:35 am

"Colas was such a good dude."

"Yeah, and damn tasty too."

LOL!

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FABIAN RUIZ
 
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Post » Mon Mar 10, 2014 8:34 am

Dinner and a funeral I love it.

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lilmissparty
 
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Post » Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:44 pm

So what faction are you guys leaning towards any why???

(changing the subject because now i'm hungry for dat Khajiit)

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SamanthaLove
 
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Post » Mon Mar 10, 2014 3:56 am

Ebonheart Pact, cause while Bosmer are my favourite race to play, I adore everything about Dunmer and want to be around them :P

So the pre-order bonus means I can have everything how I want it :D (So far I'm planning a Bosmer, Breton, and Dunmer for EP, a Bosmer for AD, and probably a Redguard or Imperial in DC).

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sam westover
 
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Post » Mon Mar 10, 2014 9:10 am

Bosmer is by far my favorite too. But I can't choose between AD and EP because i like the way they both think. I think AD is a little misunderstood. Screw DC though lol.

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bonita mathews
 
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Post » Mon Mar 10, 2014 2:30 am

Honestly IDK my brother and I plan to play together I didn't want to be AD since everyone and their mother is probably going AD and he wants to be an argonian in AD lol. I was thinking about bosmer in EP but idk it just doesn't make much since when you think about it, dunmer are pretty racist and so are nords also AD has soooooo many chests compared to the other areas lol.

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Valerie Marie
 
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Post » Mon Mar 10, 2014 3:59 am

well chests will most likely change. i hope so at least... but yeah i am trying to play with two friends as well, and although i'm willing to play Breton, I don't like DC. I don't like the way they think and i dont really like that those three made an alliance haha. Orcs should be sayin, "NOOOO. go die". so whatever. EP is the same way i guess though. a really weird alliance. roleplaying a "renegade" will always work of course :D

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Laura Tempel
 
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Post » Mon Mar 10, 2014 8:48 am

Or play the bosmer angle and go EP because khajit are just SOOOOo tasty XD. I've always been a big proponent of you are what you eat, khajit are cats therefore lean meat and they have a sugar tooth consuming vast quantities of moonsugar/skooma THEREFORE having sweetmeat In fact i think thats a new nickname i'll call khajit's SWEETMEAT ROFL its purrrfect.:P

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Princess Johnson
 
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Post » Sun Mar 09, 2014 9:21 pm

YES that is totally legit!!

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Nitol Ahmed
 
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Post » Mon Mar 10, 2014 10:25 am

AD. I genuinely like Queen Ayrenn. She's tough, but compassionate. It's not about ruling the other races, she wants to protect them and usher in an age of peace and prosperity for all.

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