I don't have the readme written up yet, so instead I'm going to tell you guys a story! It all started when I went to visit Mary Madrigal's house. She's the one who wrote all those alchemy books.

Anyway, her house is just http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/3687/bovca01.jpg And check out that http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/9089/bovca02.jpg I'm seriously jealous. Too bad I'm only a level one test character and haven't built Tel Uvirith yet. Today, I'm going to be http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/2954/bovca03.jpg apprentice, just like her little http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/3760/bovca04.jpg

Today, she's asked me to watch over the calcinator in her http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/2351/bovca05.jpg while she runs off on an errand. That sounds easy enough. What could possibly go wrong?

Hmm, http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/4085/bovca06.jpg Wait, http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/9624/bovca07.jpg Oh god, they're http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/6679/bovca08.jpg

http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/3233/bovca09.jpg Ugh, and I just know I'm gonna have to clean all that up. Helper scamp is helping, but he's not very tough. I'd better grab that bucket of water I saw earlier and douse them out. http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/3342/bovca10.jpg That should stop them from coming out.

Oh oh, Mary's home. http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/70/bovca11.jpg

Um, http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/4522/bovca12.jpg http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/2766/bovca13.jpg I'd help, but I'm only a level one test character, and I don't know any frost spells, and I can't target them to douse them in water while you're in combat and stuff. Where are they all coming from anyway? Oh god, http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/8580/bovca14.jpg They keep coming! Um, Mary? http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/4268/bovca15.jpg Sorry.

I'm sure she'll be ok. She's a high level mage after all. http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/5779/bovca16.jpg

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Ok, http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/136/bovca17.jpg Um, this is really awkward. http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/8898/bovca18.jpg http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/8250/bovca19.jpg Ooh. http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/1167/bovca20.jpg Mary, are you still in there? http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/7608/bovca21.jpg Mary!

Oh god, I've killed Mary! I've failed the quest. Now I'm never going to see the underwater caverns. MAaaaarrrrrry!

Sigh. Well at least she'll have a good view of her house from up in heav... http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/3060/bovca22.jpg

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Stay tuned for more adventures!