I have actually found a way for Bethesda to untarnish it's name:
Create an Eli Porter companion!
You can travel Skryim together in a hydraulic cart and replace the "What is a Thane?" question with: "Bust a war rhyme...My Jigga"
Comments?
You know this is funny.....
Skoom you up daddy???!!!....(Skooma pusher in cavern underneath Whiterun)