[Guinevere Wood]

A Light Operative walks into a bar.

His teammate sees him and says "You should have pressed the SMART button!"

(Sorry. It's bad, but I had to)

[Kate Norris]

Careful guys - we are on the BRINK of an ice storm here - you don't want to be caught in one of those.

Frankly, you guys try hard to get this thread over the brink.

[Trevor Bostwick]

May 10th, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein’ everything, the time is goin’
Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’
Gotta get down to the game store
Gotta play my game, I see my friends on-line

Kickin’ as the Resistance
Rockin' as the Security
Gotta make my mind up
Which side should I take?

It’s Brink!, Brink!
Gotta play some Brink
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the game, game
Brink, Brink!
Gotta play some Brink
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the game

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Brink, Brink, Brink, Brink
Lookin’ forward to the game

This took me to the brink of laughter and then some.

[marie breen]

A Light Operative walks into a bar.

His teammate sees him and says "You should have pressed the SMART button!"

(Sorry. It's bad, but I had to)

lol that was actually pretty good.

[Jodie Bardgett]

Hey guys. Please dot post any negative comments, especially to the moderators. If you can't handle your jokes, don't post them. I'm sure Summer and Rough will be watching. Thanks.

[claire ley]

STOP.......HJAMMERDEIM......can't touch this...



...sorry, had to...not even sure I spelled that correctly

[Janeth Valenzuela Castelo]

- Pastes 'http://ranger.gamebanana.com/img/ico/sprays/notaspy2.jpg' to a wall-

[Eve Booker]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYTcodJ2YQ8

[Georgine Lee]

~KNOCK KNOCK~

"Who's there"

"Thread bump"

"Thread bump wh.......oh"

:rofl:

[Steve Fallon]

@LoFlo, Solarcrest & obliviondoll: LOL. :laugh:

This is also probably the first time I've EVER seen mods participate so freely in such a silly topic. Brink's community = win.

[Julia Schwalbe]

This is on the BRINK of becoming a good thread.

I'm so so sorry for that.....

[Eduardo Rosas]

This is on the BRINK of becoming a good thread.

I'm so so sorry for that.....

I think that is a reasonable Gerundtee.

[Juan Cerda]

http://logodesignmine.com/logo-design-blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/bricks.jpg

L.Q.T.M

Laughing
Quietly
To
Myself

[victoria johnstone]

"I GOT IT!!! "

"Got what? "

"I GOTLUNG!! " *sprays"
:gun:

[Kyra]

Splash Damage prepares for their advertising campaign for Brink by delegating different parts of Brink to specific people:
Paul Wedgewood: "So I'm going to talk about how the Ark is an immense, artificial, floating city originally created as a contemporary green vision about a billion times in every interview, because that will never possibly get old, right?"

Did you know: when Wraith first researched Brink, he originally considered playing as a Heavy Soldier a la the Heavy of Team Fortress 2?

Wacky Words: Hjammerdeim: Used by those with a Jamaican accent, a rushed expression to relay that an enemy interfered with allied communications, motion sensors, or radar systems. "H' jammer dim gud, mon brudder!"

It is well-known that Richard Ham hates snipers; therefore, it is common for his friends to sneak him into the Team Snipers playlist in Halo for the lulz.

Ed Stern is currently being sued by various villains for quoting their trademark "Yup, I'm evil, I oppress, that's pretty much all I do" without paying the royalty.

Did you know: H0rse's original username was not actually H0rse, but P0ny?

The initial iteration of S.M.A.R.T. was actually more realistic than the developers like to admit. This original build required, like Mirror's Edge, a certain amount of skill to use successfully. The first time someone tried to use parkour, he failed a vault and died by fall damage.

Little known fact: Once you finish both campaigns (including "What-If" maps) solo, with 7 friends cooperatively, and with 15 players competitively on all difficulties, and beat all challenges on all difficulties, with all ten characters, who must be leveled up to max, and between all ten have every Ability, and after you have gotten all acheivements/trophies, you will unlock the final, secret player model: The Female.

Disclaimer: Any likeness to any entities real or ficitional is probably entirely purposeful, but is used for comedic intent only. Events described above may not have actually occured as described if at all.

I may come up with more later, but my creativity has been exhausted for the moment. Apologies if the jokes aren't as funny as they sounded in my head.

[Yvonne Gruening]

Splash Damage prepares for their advertising campaign for Brink by delegating different parts of Brink to specific people:
Paul Wedgewood: "So I'm going to talk about how the Ark is an immense, artificial, floating city originally created as a contemporary green vision about a billion times in every interview, because that will never possibly get old, right?"

Did you know: when Wraith first researched Brink, he originally considered playing as a Heavy Soldier a la the Heavy of Team Fortress 2?

Wacky Words: Hjammerdeim: Used by those with a Jamaican accent, a rushed expression to relay that an enemy interfered with allied communications, motion sensors, or radar systems. "H' jammer dim gud, mon brudder!"

It is well-known that Richard Ham hates snipers; therefore, it is common for his friends to sneak him into the Team Snipers playlist in Halo for the lulz.

Ed Stern is currently being sued by various villains for quoting their trademark "Yup, I'm evil, I oppress, that's pretty much all I do" without paying the royalty.

Did you know: H0rse's original username was not actually H0rse, but P0ny?

The initial iteration of S.M.A.R.T. was actually more realistic than the developers like to admit. This original build required, like Mirror's Edge, a certain amount of skill to use successfully. The first time someone tried to use parkour, he failed a vault and died by fall damage.

Little known fact: Once you finish both campaigns (including "What-If" maps) solo, with 7 friends cooperatively, and with 15 players competitively on all difficulties, and beat all challenges on all difficulties, with all ten characters, who must be leveled up to max, and between all ten have every Ability, and after you have gotten all acheivements/trophies, you will unlock the final, secret player model: The Female.

Disclaimer: Any likeness to any entities real or ficitional is probably entirely purposeful, but is used for comedic intent only. Events described above may not have actually occured as described if at all.

I may come up with more later, but my creativity has been exhausted for the moment. Apologies if the jokes aren't as funny as they sounded in my head.

Made me Smile at least...

[scorpion972]

Man i finally caught the respawn wave at 4 secs....http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-1-cat-2-dogs.jpg

[City Swagga]

May 10th, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein’ everything, the time is goin’
Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’
Gotta get down to the game store
Gotta play my game, I see my friends on-line

Kickin’ as the Resistance
Rockin' as the Security
Gotta make my mind up
Which side should I take?

It’s Brink!, Brink!
Gotta play some Brink
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the game, game
Brink, Brink!
Gotta play some Brink
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the game

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Brink, Brink, Brink, Brink
Lookin’ forward to the game

I'll do another...

May the tenth, wakin' up in the mornin'
Gotta be fresh, gotta go online
Don't need a bowl, gotta have serial [number]
Seein' DL bar, the time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin
Gotta get pre-order stuff
Gotta download now, I see my friends

Kickin' as the cop guys
Rockin' as the rebels
Gotta make my mind up
Which side should I take?

'Cause it's Brink Day, Brink Day
Gotta install on Brink Day
Everybody's looking forward to the Parkour, Parkour
Brink Day, Brink Day
Soldier Guy on Brink Day
Everybody's looking forward to the Parkour

Customize, Customize (Yeah)
Customize, Customize (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Looking forward to the Parkour

7:45 I'm moving so smartly
'Cross the terrain, wish my guy could fly
Ark, Ark, think about Ark
You know what it is
I got guns, you got health
My friend has a Gatlung
I disguise, you heal
Now you know it

Kickin' as the cop guys
Rockin' as the rebels
Gotta make my mind up
Which side should I take?

'Cause it's Brink Day, Brink Day
Gotta install on Brink Day
Everybody's looking forward to the Parkour, Parkour
Brink Day, Brink Day
Engineer on Brink Day
Everybody's looking forward to the Parkour

Customize, Customize (Yeah)
Customize, Customize (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Looking forward to the Parkour

Yesterday was Crysis, Part II
Today i-is Brink Day
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna blow reactors today

Tomorrow is Gears of War
BF3 comes after-wards
I don't want this campaign to end

'Cause it's Brink Day, Brink Day
Gotta install on Brink Day
Everybody's looking forward to the Parkour, Parkour
Brink Day, Brink Day
Op'rative on Brink Day
Everybody's looking forward to the Parkour

Customize, Customize (Yeah)
Customize, Customize (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Looking forward to the Parkour

'Cause it's Brink Day, Brink Day
Gotta install on Brink Day
Everybody's looking forward to the Parkour, Parkour
Brink Day, Brink Day
Playin' Doc on Brink Day
Everybody's looking forward to the Parkour

Customize, Customize (Yeah)
Customize, Customize (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Looking forward to the Parkour

If there's some discrepancies with the meter of the original song, it's because I prefer to listen to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rv1BZcksIc.

[Ezekiel Macallister]

If http://http://i377.photobucket.com/albums/oo212/thoraxe23/ClownWar.gif happens in Brink, I will die
having experienced all the joys this life has to offer.
:prod:

[Gen Daley]

If http://http://i377.photobucket.com/albums/oo212/thoraxe23/ClownWar.gif happens in Brink, I will die
having experienced all the joys this life has to offer.
:prod:

if brink has anything like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbIVUgW0t0o, i will cry.

[Jamie Lee]

if brink has anything like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbIVUgW0t0o, i will cry.

Now thats some funny stuff.

[Jesus Duran]

I don't think I've ever gone :rolleyes: so many times reading a thread.

[Madeleine Rose Walsh]

if brink has anything like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbIVUgW0t0o, i will cry.

I think you just found the source-code for SMART right there.

[Miss K]

Splash Damage prepares for their advertising campaign for Brink by delegating different parts of Brink to specific people:
Paul Wedgewood: "So I'm going to talk about how the Ark is an immense, artificial, floating city originally created as a contemporary green vision about a billion times in every interview, because that will never possibly get old, right?"

hahahaha, so true! you win sir!

[Gemma Flanagan]

I say when you beat Brink the Ark is over run by the turtle overlords >> :turtle: