I know that here in the Midwest, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midland_American_English is the prime example of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_American, but I never knew that even the British pegged us as plain. You know you lead a vanilla life when...
Offtopic: This. And for me, its http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_English. I live in San Diego so, you can scroll to the bottom to read how lazy we speak. (at least I think we do)
On topic: I forget exactly what I posted from the other thread, maybe I'll copy/paste, brb.
Edit:
Name: Michael Thompson "Napalm"
Race: Mixed; African-American/Italian-American
Allegiance: Freedom (Resistance)
Appearance: Soldier, Heavy Body Type. Looks like he's in his late 40's but his strength doesn't show signs of breaking. Mixed tattoos of tribal and fire under a white tank top with a thick brown leather shoulder strap
holding a large metal shoulder pad that extends down the arm (left side). Armored camo pants, army boots, gas mask and mohawk. Random grenades and what looks to be a self made flamethrower can be found in the sack he carries on his back.
Likes: Fire and explosives. Information; finding it, using it to his advantage. Alcohol, cigarettes, cannabis, guns. Not in that order.
Dislikes: Being given directives forcefully. Not getting what he wants, or his supply running out. Having to shout.