BUNNIES!

Post » Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:35 am

I bet it's real. IF they have random stats like in NV.

I can just imagine the giant brutish warrior charging through the forest just to catch a few tiny bunnies. :P "What do you hunt, brave orc?" "Bunnies!" "What?", replies the suprised barmaiden. "They are almost as fierce as mudcrabs."
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Taylor Tifany
 
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Post » Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:37 pm

im a Monty python fan so death to the evil abomination just remember count to 5 before you throw the holy hand grenade......no wait three not five but three
1...2...5 wait i meant 3
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Jennifer Munroe
 
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Post » Tue Oct 18, 2011 6:42 pm

Anyone thinking of The Beast from search for the holy Grail. "look at it's teeth!"

Me too! "It is the rabbit".

Oh, now that got me thinking of a perfect Life of Brian reference for the game:
A group of Stormcloaks asking, "What have the Imperials given us?"
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Rodney C
 
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Post » Tue Oct 18, 2011 9:20 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCRUPWDIgYM :rofl:
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Clea Jamerson
 
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Post » Wed Oct 19, 2011 1:12 am

Your genocide against my hapless bretheren will not be forgotten. Don't be suprised if a jet falls on your house. Frank's vengance will be swift.
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Post » Tue Oct 18, 2011 11:45 pm

Your genocide against my hapless bretheren will not be forgotten. Don't be suprised if a jet falls on your house. Frank's vengance will be swift.

Please forgive us Frank don't go Donnie Darko on us for gods sakes we're sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ilona Neumann
 
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Post » Wed Oct 19, 2011 12:57 am

Rabbit is yummy! Them Skyrim bunnies will be going in mah pies. :D
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Annika Marziniak
 
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Post » Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:58 am

How do people kill http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSFB2ytWJLQ? :nope:


Usually with an arrow threw the throat.

How do you make it into a stew? Good question! Skin it, (Preferably when it's dead, you monster.) gut it, (If you are particularly hungry you can eat some of those to, like the liver and heart.) Then chop up the meat and boil it! Add veggies to the broth for flavor. Remember to save the furs, and i hear that Khajiit's will pay a lot for the brains and eyes. They consider them delicacy's.
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Georgine Lee
 
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Post » Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:40 pm

We have to kill the bunnies!

They're waiting until Alduin's death to attack and take over the world with their evil furball-ness!
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Tracey Duncan
 
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Post » Tue Oct 18, 2011 9:31 pm

Usually with an arrow threw the throat.

How do you make it into a stew? Good question! Skin it, (Preferably when it's dead, you monster.) gut it, (If you are particularly hungry you can eat some of those to, like the liver and heart.) Then chop up the meat and boil it! Add veggies to the broth for flavor. Remember to save the furs, and i hear that Khajiit's will pay a lot for the brains and eyes. They consider them delicacy's.


Tell me. Will you cry when I'm peering through your window tonight, with an ax in my hand?
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Post » Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:43 pm

Tell me. Will you cry when I'm peering through your window tonight, with an ax in my hand?


No, I'll be excited that my food chose to deliver itself to me.
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Post » Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:33 pm

Tell me. Will you cry when I'm peering through your window tonight, with an ax in my hand?



Frank, your http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rUwZFRQZ5pU/TE3SZBtm6aI/AAAAAAAAACE/XfmCY6HxRDI/s1600/coelho_vinho_tinto%5B1%5D.jpg :hubbahubba: is already on the table ready to eat. Bring the red wine, please! Thanks !

Kidding, hehe
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Post » Tue Oct 18, 2011 7:17 pm

No, I'll be excited that my food chose to deliver itself to me.


(stares with murderous intent)
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Manuel rivera
 
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Post » Tue Oct 18, 2011 8:00 pm

Any of you ever had good rabbit?
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Rik Douglas
 
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Post » Wed Oct 19, 2011 4:24 am

Any of you ever had good rabbit?


I haven't. I've had frog which does in fact taste like chicken, snake, goose, deer, alligator, squid, and octopus, but never rabbit. I would be more than willing to try it though.

BUT, I have never been able to eat sheep. When I grew up, in my head I categorized them with dogs, cats, and horses. So when I look at them now, psychologically It would be the same as me eating a horse. WHich I'd rather not do. But bunnies? They just LOOK delicious.
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Post » Wed Oct 19, 2011 7:43 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg


It was just a matter of time till someone posted this. Too bad it wasn't me. :(
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Post » Wed Oct 19, 2011 12:59 am

From made2game's 3 hour pre-view:

"And then, Skyrim's engine even finds the time to track completely inconsequential stats, just for those that like a good giggle. Stats like 'diseases contracted', 'stories read', 'ingredients eaten' and 'bunnies killed'"


I KNEW IT WAS A REAL STAT!!! :ahhh:

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Post » Wed Oct 19, 2011 5:32 am

*wraps up in my bunny fur blanket, under my bunny leather tent, throwing bunny corpses into my fire, to help cook a bunny to perfection to eat* hmm.. *piles a few bunny body's at the end of my tent as a bunny pillow*

~ Camera slowly zooms out and reveals my camp is surrounded by hundreds bunny corpses in all directions~

* I eat my bunny dinner, put out the fire with bunny ashes and go to bed*

Sorry, that was a bit messed up :angel:
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Nick Swan
 
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Post » Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:49 pm

A very much doubt it's an actual stat.

:bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny:

Then your wrong, there was another review that was talking about detail. He said they even added in stats, some were funny, like how many bunnies you killed.

Bunny killing stats are real.
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Jack Walker
 
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Post » Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:13 pm

Well since I'm going to be a Bosmer hunter yeah I think I'mma kill a few or a ton. They may be cute but they taste good too.
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naana
 
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Post » Wed Oct 19, 2011 9:06 am

A very much doubt it's an actual stat.

:bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny:

This and I wont bother to actively hunt them.
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Alexander Lee
 
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Post » Tue Oct 18, 2011 9:20 pm

This and I wont bother to actively hunt them.


Sorry it's been confirmed as a stat :sweat:
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Post » Tue Oct 18, 2011 6:31 pm

Don't hurt the bunnies, otherwise http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRu1Z9FiqsM may come after you! :D


That made me chuckle.

Indeed, it'd be funny if you were to continue to kill bunnies, a 'boss bunny' came after you.

*wraps up in my bunny fur blanket, under my bunny leather tent, throwing bunny corpses into my fire, to help cook a bunny to perfection to eat* hmm.. *piles a few bunny body's at the end of my tent as a bunny pillow*

~ Camera slowly zooms out and reveals my camp is surrounded by hundreds bunnies with glowing red eyes in all directions ~
Zakum: ''Oh... #!$%!!!!!!!!!!
~his screams are heard for miles away~

Heh. Edited your post. THAT'd be funny.
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Post » Wed Oct 19, 2011 6:41 am

That made me chuckle.

Indeed, it'd be funny if you were to continue to kill bunnies, a 'boss bunny' came after you.


:lmao: OR like the chickens in Zelda...... :bolt:
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Post » Wed Oct 19, 2011 5:33 am

If you've ever seen what a "harmless" pet bunny can do to an inquisitive cat, you might not feel so protective about them. One "thump" from those powerful back legs was enough to send the small domesticated predator airborne to slam into a wall, and after the experience, the cat was deathly afraid to go in the same room as the rabbit. Male rabbits routinely "thump" and kill any young males they find as unwanted competition, including their own offspring.

The game apparently includes statistics on your various creature kills, including bunnies.

"Waiter, there's a hare in my rabbit stew!"

I'll admit I've got a bit of a "soft spot" for bunnies: the Playboy kind, at any rate.....
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