What OP forgot to mention was that he had just taken a giant hit of marijuana.

Guys, he said it was probably mainly the sarcasm the voice actor put into it. First read, then say "hohoho, thumbs down." ._.

I use to be a bad comedian like you, but then I took a good idea to the head.

I like it.

I MUCH prefer that one: "Hey you, give me a septim. No wait, make that TWO septims. I feel like livin' it up!"

The weirdest/funniest quote i heard came last night from a Riften Guard in Shor's Stone. He came close to my characters and said...

"Ah i see you are like me, you do not favor those clunky two handers."

I was thinking...Huh WTF ...i have a Skyforge Steel Great sword on my back and you have a big freaking War axe on your back Dude. .

I like the guy in the Silver Blood Inn in Markarth that says 'Yes, what was that you were saying, venemous wife of mine?'

Not hilarious, maybe, but one of my new characters turned up at the Riften blacksmith, who started telling me all about the trouble with his forge. As quick as a flash, my character replied "I dare say you could find a use for these ten pinches of fire salt I have with me." I love that Bethesda anticipated that some characters would have the quest items in their inventory before getting the quest.

We just don't find it funny, that's all. If someone didn't share my sense of humor, I wouldn't start cursing at them. :shakehead:

Haha, this one made me laugh.

Capital!

This has not gone well at all.