Bwaahaha! ROFLMAO! Best quote in Skyrim yet! *no spoilers!* : V

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 6:47 am

Ok, unlike SOME people on the interwebs, I won't give away any spoilers with this tidbitc but I just have to share it cause its so funny and its another reason why this game is so damn good.

I dunno why it was so dang funny, maybe it was the setting and the fact that it came from an orc with a serious attitude problem and the way the voice actor put in the sarcasm into his voice, but I burst out laughing so hard actually had to pause the game for a bit. In nearly 75 hours of playing this game, this is by far the funniest thing i've heard an NPC say.

Me: "What do you think or know about *blank*?

Orc: "Seems like every day there is another worker running off to join the *blank* and swearing alliegance to them. You don't like the *blank*? Fine. But pledging your entire life to killing them? That's just dumb....."

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 6:58 am

Ok

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 6:10 am

Thanks for that completely pointless post.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:39 pm

if you think thats funny then you have a very dry sense of humor.

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 6:40 am

Ha Ha :thumbsdown:

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 5:48 am

I don't get it.

EDIT: My favourite quote is the one when Urag the orc says: "Even if we had an Elder Scroll, we'd have it under the best security. The greatest thief in the world wouldn't be able to lay a finger on it."

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 3:37 am

:mellow:

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:10 pm

No, the best quote was from a guard commenting on Mehrune's Razor: "Wow, who did you have to kill to get that blade?" :lmao:

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 3:39 am

I think it's safe to say people don't seem to connect with your sense of humor.

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 12:51 am

Ok

Thanks for all the one word answers you contribute to the forums.

And I don't really get it, but I'm sure it was pretty funny when the Orc actually said it :smile:

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 1:50 am

I'm sure it was funny when an orc said it.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:09 pm

LOL.

Don't worry OP, I thought it was funny.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:41 pm

I used to quote things from skyrim, but then I think you know the rest

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 2:26 am

I don't get it.

EDIT: My favourite quote is the one when Urag the orc says: "Even if we had an Elder Scroll, we'd have it under the best security. The greatest thief in the world wouldn't be able to lay a finger on it."

Yeah, haha. Good times.

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 2:22 am

I used to be a *blank* like you, but then I took a *blank* to the *blank*.

Leave out too much information and it just isnt the same anymore

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:06 pm

Fail

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 5:39 am

I used to be a *blank* like you, but then I took a *blank* to the *blank*.

Leave out too much information and it just isnt the same anymore

I like those kinds of jokes... reminds me of mad libs or w/e the hell.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:37 pm

when i encounted that quote in-game, i smiled. i didn't have to stop playing because i was laughing so hard, or anything like that. it was humorous, but your over-reacting just a wee bit...or a lot.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:52 pm

uh, hohoho?

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:02 pm

I used to laugh like you about quotes, but then i took an arrow in the knee.

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:53 am

I used to be a *blank* like you, but then I took a *blank* to the *blank*.

Leave out too much information and it just isnt the same anymore

I don't get it. Explain please.
:D

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:02 pm

How old are you? 11?

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 4:38 am

The best ones are when a guard is commenting on the mace of molag bol:
"That mace..get...get it away from me!"

and when you're in the brotherhood:
"Psst... I know you, hail sithis!"

not to mention:
"no loligagging"

loli...gagging *chuckle*

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 7:48 am

Best quote? Well something about arrow^^
http://i1.kwejk.pl/site_media/obrazki/2011/12/53a0d5aab2de227c28ade14a41f65deb.jpg

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 12:04 am

I guess you had to be there........