» Thu Mar 11, 2010 6:29 pm
Best thing is, just buy him a drink. Or better yet, some skooma. Then bat your eyelashes real nice, like a cliffracer's wings, but doubly as tenacious, smile and say, "hey baby, what's you're sign?" And if it's the wrong one, just pretend you saw a friend in the distance and leave hastily and apologetically.